SpongeBob SquarePants/Gary/Mr. SquarePants/Patchy The Pirate/Narrator

Tom Kenny

Squidward Tentacles

Rodger Bumpass

Patrick Star

Bill Fagerbakke

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs

Clancy Brown

Sandy Cheeks (voice)

Carolyn Lawrence

Plankton/Larry the Lobster

Mr. Lawrence

The Dirty Bubble

Charles Nelson Reilly

Guest Voice

Tiny Tim

Guest Voice

Junior Brown

Karen

Jill Talley

Mrs. Puff (voice)

Mary Jo Catlett

Real Estate Agent

Sirena Irwin

King Neptune (voice)

John O'Hurley

Guest Voice

Don Newhouse

Flying Dutchman

Brian Doyle Murray

Lifeguard / Pants / Loser #2

Dee Bradley Baker

Fireman

Carlos Alazraqui

Mermaid Man (voice)

Ernest Borgnine

Guest Voice

Ghastly Ones

Singing Scallops

June Tedesco

Guest Voice

Jim Jarmusch

Guest Voice

John Lurie

Kid

Sara Paxton

Barnacle Boy (voice)

Tim Conway

Kid

Camryn Walling

Pearl Krabs

Lori Alan

Man Ray (voice)

Bob Joles

Nosferatu

Alexander Ward

Granny Plankton (voice) / Granny Plankton / Nurse (voice)

Laraine Newman

Man Ray (voice)

John Rhys-Davies

Santa Claus (voice)

Lewis Black

Master Udon

Pat Morita

Musical guest

Dimebag Darrell

Director

Stephen Hillenburg

Director

Aaron Springer

Director

Paul Tibbitt

Director

Walt Dohrn

Director

Jay Lender

Director

Sherm Cohen