Host

David Dobrik

SpongeBob SquarePants/Gary/Mr. SquarePants/Patchy The Pirate/Narrator

Tom Kenny

Squidward Tentacles

Rodger Bumpass

Patrick Star

Bill Fagerbakke

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs

Clancy Brown

Sandy Cheeks

Carolyn Lawrence

Doug Lawrence

Plankton / Larry the Lobster (voice)

Mr. Lawrence

Mrs. Puff (III) / Mrs. Puff (II) / Mrs. Puff (I)

Mary Jo Catlett

Mermaid Man (voice)

Ernest Borgnine

Thomas F. Wilson

Barnacle Boy (voice)

Tim Conway

Squilliam Fancyson (voice)

Dee Bradley Baker

Lori Alan

Man Ray (voice)

Bob Joles

Flying Dutchman (voice) / Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb

Brian Doyle-Murray

Nosferatu

Alexander Ward

Granny Plankton (voice) / Granny Plankton / Nurse (voice)

Laraine Newman

Karen

Jill Talley

Lady Fish

Sirena Irwin

Man Ray (voice)

John Rhys-Davies

Santa Claus (voice)

Lewis Black

King Neptune (voice)

John O'Hurley

Mark Fite

Master Udon

Pat Morita

Musical guest

Dimebag Darrell

Kid

Camryn Walling

Director

Dave Cunningham

Director

Vincent Waller

Director

Aaron Springer

Director

Paul Tibbitt

Director

Walt Dohrn

Director

Sherm Cohen