Melanie Moretti

Valerie Bertinelli

Elka Ostrovsky

Betty White

Victoria Chase

Wendie Malick

Joy Scroggs

Jane Leeves

Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci

Diane

Mary Tyler Moore

Fred

Buck Henry

Lydia

Doris Roberts

Dr. Aaron Everett

Jack Wagner

Gordon

John Ducey

Judge Lesser

Sherri Shepherd

Heather

Amy Sedaris

Owen

Michael McMillian

Roy / Himself

John Mahoney

Artie / Opera Guy / Himself

Jon Lovitz

Emmy Chase

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Rick

Wayne Knight

Bill

George Newbern

Agnieszka

Bonnie Franklin

Max / Carl

Carl Reiner

Johnny Revere

Huey Lewis

Colin

James Patrick Stuart

Mamie / Herself

Georgia Engel

Lester

Dick Van Patten

Yoder

George Wendt

Jasmine Breeze

Arden Myrin

Reverend Boyce

Cedric the Entertainer

Melanie Griffith

Melanie Griffith

Guest Star

Michael E. Knight

Kevin

Isaiah Mustafa

Austin

Mason Cook

Leandro

Antonio Sabato Jr.

Sara

Tamara Lynn Davis

Gary

Mark Derwin

Jack

Steve Lawrence

Cassie

Mindy Cohn

Bob / Dr. Moore

Dave Foley

Hank

John Schneider

Robert

Tom McGowan

Announcer

Scotch Ellis Loring

Kenny

Frank Caliendo

Sarah

Monica Horan

Director

Charlie Adler

Kirk Stark

Mark Deklin

Dr. Morgan

Bob Rumnock

Elliot

Lex Medlin

Eileen

Heather Prete

Doreen

Mandy June Turpin

Jasper

Dan Bakkedahl

Oliver

Tug Coker

Taylor

Peri Gilpin

Devon

Alicia Hannah

Pete

David Starzyk

Guest Star

Gregory Harrison

Mark

Bart Johnson

Carol

Maia Madison

Vadoma

Natalija Nogulich

Richard

Patrick Fabian

Agnes Bratford

Millicent Martin

Abner

Stephen Dunham

Bobby

Don Rickles

Alec

Jay Harrington

Guest Star

Jimmy Kimmel

Carol

Maia Madison

Patricia

Cyndi Martino

Nurse

Carlease Burke

Lori

Shelli Boone

Matthew

Michael Dunn

Annabelle

Caitlin Carmichael

Sam

Dean Cochran

Jack

Luke Diliberto

Elise

Leslie Grossman

Dennis the A.D.

Jim Hanna

Ben

Anthony Holiday

Driver

Stewart Skelton

Governor Shaw

Jeff Martin

Greg Trimmer

Paul Hayes

Ellen

Janet Varney

Marcus

Max Charles

Joe

Edward Stanley*

Emmet

Alan Dale

Judy

Nicole Dalton

Jack

Luke Diliberto

Jeff

Eric Andre

Timothy

Richard Burgi

Sara

Tamara Lynn Davis

Dr. Doug

Vincent Ventresca

Amish Man

Joe Howard

Justice of the Peace

Mark Capri

Linda

Julie Lancaster

Potential Jeffrey

Keith Pillow

Steve

Max Greenfield

Dr. Joe

Tom Yi

Policeman Mike

Troy Metcalf

Female Fairy

Leslie Gilliam

Ernie

Jack Axelrod

Winston

Robert Towers

Old Man

Terrence Beasor

Susie

Danielle Burgio

Ty

Ariel Llinas

Corpse

Blaine Vedros

Waiter

Jeffery Self

Father Ned

Kevin McCorkle

Abdul-Hamid

Barber Ali

Simon

Craig Ferguson

Dan

Creagen Dow

Guest Star

Darnell Williams

Sally

Kelly Schumann

Mitch

Tim Daly

David Trainer

Alex Hooper

Diane Michelle

Shane

Casey Washington

Director

David Trainer

Director

Shelley Jensen

Director

Andy Cadiff

Director

John Whitesell

Director

Michael Lembeck