Melanie Moretti
Valerie Bertinelli
Elka Ostrovsky
Betty White
Victoria Chase
Wendie Malick
Joy Scroggs
Jane Leeves
Susan Lucci
Susan Lucci
Diane
Mary Tyler Moore
Fred
Buck Henry
Lydia
Doris Roberts
Dr. Aaron Everett
Jack Wagner
Gordon
John Ducey
Judge Lesser
Sherri Shepherd
Heather
Amy Sedaris
Owen
Michael McMillian
Roy / Himself
John Mahoney
Artie / Opera Guy / Himself
Jon Lovitz
Emmy Chase
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Rick
Wayne Knight
Bill
George Newbern
Agnieszka
Bonnie Franklin
Max / Carl
Carl Reiner
Johnny Revere
Huey Lewis
Colin
James Patrick Stuart
Mamie / Herself
Georgia Engel
Lester
Dick Van Patten
Yoder
George Wendt
Jasmine Breeze
Arden Myrin
Reverend Boyce
Cedric the Entertainer
Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith
Guest Star
Michael E. Knight
Kevin
Isaiah Mustafa
Austin
Mason Cook
Leandro
Antonio Sabato Jr.
Sara
Tamara Lynn Davis
Gary
Mark Derwin
Jack
Steve Lawrence
Cassie
Mindy Cohn
Bob / Dr. Moore
Dave Foley
Hank
John Schneider
Robert
Tom McGowan
Announcer
Scotch Ellis Loring
Kenny
Frank Caliendo
Sarah
Monica Horan
Director
Charlie Adler
Kirk Stark
Mark Deklin
Dr. Morgan
Bob Rumnock
Elliot
Lex Medlin
Eileen
Heather Prete
Doreen
Mandy June Turpin
Jasper
Dan Bakkedahl
Oliver
Tug Coker
Taylor
Peri Gilpin
Devon
Alicia Hannah
Pete
David Starzyk
Guest Star
Gregory Harrison
Mark
Bart Johnson
Carol
Maia Madison
Vadoma
Natalija Nogulich
Richard
Patrick Fabian
Agnes Bratford
Millicent Martin
Abner
Stephen Dunham
Bobby
Don Rickles
Alec
Jay Harrington
Guest Star
Jimmy Kimmel
Carol
Maia Madison
Patricia
Cyndi Martino
Nurse
Carlease Burke
Lori
Shelli Boone
Matthew
Michael Dunn
Annabelle
Caitlin Carmichael
Sam
Dean Cochran
Jack
Luke Diliberto
Elise
Leslie Grossman
Dennis the A.D.
Jim Hanna
Ben
Anthony Holiday
Driver
Stewart Skelton
Governor Shaw
Jeff Martin
Greg Trimmer
Paul Hayes
Ellen
Janet Varney
Marcus
Max Charles
Joe
Edward Stanley*
Emmet
Alan Dale
Judy
Nicole Dalton
Jack
Luke Diliberto
Jeff
Eric Andre
Timothy
Richard Burgi
Sara
Tamara Lynn Davis
Dr. Doug
Vincent Ventresca
Amish Man
Joe Howard
Justice of the Peace
Mark Capri
Linda
Julie Lancaster
Potential Jeffrey
Keith Pillow
Steve
Max Greenfield
Dr. Joe
Tom Yi
Policeman Mike
Troy Metcalf
Female Fairy
Leslie Gilliam
Ernie
Jack Axelrod
Winston
Robert Towers
Old Man
Terrence Beasor
Susie
Danielle Burgio
Ty
Ariel Llinas
Corpse
Blaine Vedros
Waiter
Jeffery Self
Father Ned
Kevin McCorkle
Abdul-Hamid
Barber Ali
Simon
Craig Ferguson
Dan
Creagen Dow
Guest Star
Darnell Williams
Sally
Kelly Schumann
Mitch
Tim Daly
David Trainer
Alex Hooper
Diane Michelle
Shane
Casey Washington