Melanie Moretti

Valerie Bertinelli

Elka Ostrovsky

Betty White

Victoria Chase

Wendie Malick

Joy Scroggs

Jane Leeves

Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci

George

Kevin Nealon

Buddy

Tim DeKay

Apryl

Cybill Shepherd

Courtney

Kristin Chenoweth

Drago

Steve Valentine

Tom

Rick Springfield

Larry

Tim Bagley

Bobby

Don Rickles

Kyle

Steven Weber

Sam

Reid Scott

Roy / Himself

John Mahoney

Artie / Opera Guy / Himself

Jon Lovitz

Caroline

Laura San Giacomo

Emmy Chase

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Shamed Woman

Elizabeth J. Carlisle

Jimmy Armstrong

Dan Cortese

Jimmy

Roger Bart

Max / Carl

Carl Reiner

Chad

Sean Hayes

Dave Allen

Dave "Gruber" Allen

Jacki

Rhea Perlman

Nan

Sandra Bernhard

Jake

David DeLuise

Colin

James Patrick Stuart

Mamie / Herself

Georgia Engel

Dan

Orson Bean

Dr. Brotz

Willie Garson

Scott

Doug Savant

Guest Star

Baron Davis

Kim

Marissa Jaret Winokur

Dr. Minton

Jonathan Silverman

Wheelchair Model

Joey Honsa

Will

Joe Jonas

Christal

Kathie Lee Gifford

Mrs. Magee

Carol Herman

Jameson

Ed Asner

Kerouac Cowboy

James Denton

Clark

Curtis Armstrong

Hugh

Barry Bostwick

Bearded Man aka Santa

Paul Dooley

Pierre

Regis Philbin

Director Perkins

Dan Roebuck

Fred

Buck Henry

Bob / Dr. Moore

Dave Foley

Jessica

Rosa Blasi

Father Brian

Andy Richter

Casey

Christopher Gorham

Shelley

Christen Sussin

David

Ryan McPartlin

Verena

Danielle Bisutti

Jada

Kym Whitley

Stage Manager

Drew Droege

Anka

Joan Rivers

Mark

Randy Wayne

Nurse Sandy

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Cassie

Jennifer Burton

Hotel Employee

Ryan Gaul

Aaron

Echo Kellum

Sally

Kelly Schumann

Donald

Craig Bierko

Guest Star

Josh Cribbs

Lou

Phil Morris

Barry the Parrot (voice)

Gregg Berger

Christopher

David Spade

Nick

Dan Gauthier

Preshi

Alex Borstein

Alec

Jay Harrington

Pam

Yolanda Snowball

Hector

Mel Rodriguez

Libby

Valerie Azlynn

Dr. Kagen

Jeanne Simpson

Captain Lebeau

Gilles Marini

Cameron

Japheth Gordon

Ansel

Barak Hardley

Steve

Cliff Chamberlain

Guest Star

Dan Dotson

Andy

Sean O'Bryan

Sally

Calli Ryals

OA Group Leader

Annie Heller

Mrs. Filsinger

Maree Cheatham

Lady Natalie

Francine York

Jerry

Jimmy Smagula

80 Year Old Victoria

Nancy Berggren

Cop

Gary Anthony Sturgis

Officer Milch

Marco Martinez

Emmet

Alan Dale

Waitress

Tamara Lynn Davis

Guest Star

Laura Dotson

Bodyguard

Malcolm Devine

Mother

Bette Rae

Peter Filsinger

D.C. Douglas

Mike

Edward James Gage

Fireman

Toussaint Waterman

Lauren

Lyn Alicia Henderson

Handsome Guy

Max Shippee