Melanie Moretti
Valerie Bertinelli
Elka Ostrovsky
Betty White
Victoria Chase
Wendie Malick
Joy Scroggs
Jane Leeves
Susan Lucci
Susan Lucci
George
Kevin Nealon
Buddy
Tim DeKay
Apryl
Cybill Shepherd
Courtney
Kristin Chenoweth
Drago
Steve Valentine
Tom
Rick Springfield
Larry
Tim Bagley
Bobby
Don Rickles
Kyle
Steven Weber
Sam
Reid Scott
Roy / Himself
John Mahoney
Artie / Opera Guy / Himself
Jon Lovitz
Caroline
Laura San Giacomo
Emmy Chase
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Shamed Woman
Elizabeth J. Carlisle
Jimmy Armstrong
Dan Cortese
Jimmy
Roger Bart
Max / Carl
Carl Reiner
Chad
Sean Hayes
Dave Allen
Dave "Gruber" Allen
Jacki
Rhea Perlman
Nan
Sandra Bernhard
Jake
David DeLuise
Colin
James Patrick Stuart
Mamie / Herself
Georgia Engel
Dan
Orson Bean
Dr. Brotz
Willie Garson
Scott
Doug Savant
Guest Star
Baron Davis
Kim
Marissa Jaret Winokur
Dr. Minton
Jonathan Silverman
Wheelchair Model
Joey Honsa
Will
Joe Jonas
Christal
Kathie Lee Gifford
Mrs. Magee
Carol Herman
Jameson
Ed Asner
Kerouac Cowboy
James Denton
Clark
Curtis Armstrong
Hugh
Barry Bostwick
Bearded Man aka Santa
Paul Dooley
Pierre
Regis Philbin
Director Perkins
Dan Roebuck
Fred
Buck Henry
Bob / Dr. Moore
Dave Foley
Jessica
Rosa Blasi
Father Brian
Andy Richter
Casey
Christopher Gorham
Shelley
Christen Sussin
David
Ryan McPartlin
Verena
Danielle Bisutti
Jada
Kym Whitley
Stage Manager
Drew Droege
Anka
Joan Rivers
Mark
Randy Wayne
Nurse Sandy
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Cassie
Jennifer Burton
Hotel Employee
Ryan Gaul
Aaron
Echo Kellum
Sally
Kelly Schumann
Donald
Craig Bierko
Guest Star
Josh Cribbs
Lou
Phil Morris
Barry the Parrot (voice)
Gregg Berger
Christopher
David Spade
Nick
Dan Gauthier
Preshi
Alex Borstein
Alec
Jay Harrington
Pam
Yolanda Snowball
Hector
Mel Rodriguez
Libby
Valerie Azlynn
Dr. Kagen
Jeanne Simpson
Captain Lebeau
Gilles Marini
Cameron
Japheth Gordon
Ansel
Barak Hardley
Steve
Cliff Chamberlain
Guest Star
Dan Dotson
Andy
Sean O'Bryan
Sally
Calli Ryals
OA Group Leader
Annie Heller
Mrs. Filsinger
Maree Cheatham
Lady Natalie
Francine York
Jerry
Jimmy Smagula
80 Year Old Victoria
Nancy Berggren
Cop
Gary Anthony Sturgis
Officer Milch
Marco Martinez
Emmet
Alan Dale
Waitress
Tamara Lynn Davis
Guest Star
Laura Dotson
Bodyguard
Malcolm Devine
Mother
Bette Rae
Peter Filsinger
D.C. Douglas
Mike
Edward James Gage
Fireman
Toussaint Waterman
Lauren
Lyn Alicia Henderson
Handsome Guy
Max Shippee
Luis
Albert Marrero Jr.
Waitress
Cesili Williams
Little Girl
Sydney Mikayla
Alison
Megan Grano
Ken
Alex Ball
Groom
Zach Lewis
Bride
Kate McDaniel
Simon
Craig Ferguson
Owen
Michael McMillian
Pete
David Starzyk
Mitch
Tim Daly
Johnny Revere
Huey Lewis
Rick
Wayne Knight
David Trainer
Shane
Casey Washington