Julian / Rollo / Spider Webb

Peter Richardson

Max / Commander Jackson / Chief of Police

Robbie Coltrane

Mog / Carl Moss / Sterling Moss

Alexei Sayle

Colin Grigson / Carlos / Tim

Rik Mayall

Billy / Dick / Vim Fuego

Adrian Edmondson

Anne / Cathy / Sally

Jennifer Saunders

Brian Epstein / Green Leader / Martin Aimless

Keith Allen

Den Dennis / Stan / Tim Goodman

Nigel Planer

George / Joan / Gaynor

Dawn French

Nappy Lorry Driver / himself / Groom's Uncle

Jimmy Fagg

Danny / Rollon / Geordie

Steven O'Donnell

Raymond / Keith / Frenchman

Kevin Allen

Toby Thurlow / Barman / Ticket Collector

Daniel Peacock

Gary / Sly / Wazza

Gary Beadle

Roy / Jimmy Twizzle / Wiggy

Phil Cornwell

Cheryl / Bumble / Carol

Serena Evans

Man at Delivery Bay / Policeman / 2nd Beefeater

Malcolm Hardee

3rd MI5 Man / Don / Driver

Pete Richens

Daisy / Zapping Space Rat / Lucille Bromley

Doon Mackichan

Uncle Quentin / Captain Phillips / Professor Roland Breeze

Ronald Allen

himself / Cab Fare / TV Executive

Michael White

McGahey / Fingers / Corelli

Nosher Powell

Colonel / TV Producer / Dicky Wibbly

Mark Caven