Bonehead/Gourmet Detective

Keith Allen

Julian / Rollo / Spider Webb

Peter Richardson

Billy / Dick / Vim Fuego

Adrian Edmondson

George

Jim Broadbent

Dave Spanker

Phil Cornwell

Anne / Cathy / Sally

Jennifer Saunders

Commander

Jim Carter

George / Joan / Gaynor

Dawn French

Ronnie

Gary Beadle

Den Dennis / Stan / Tim Goodman

Nigel Planer

Colin Grigson / Carlos / Tim

Rik Mayall

Sergeant

John Forgeham

Sonia

Sara Stockbridge

Max / Commander Jackson / Chief of Police

Robbie Coltrane

Mandy

Virginia Fiol

TV Executive

Michael White

Nappy Lorry Driver / himself / Groom's Uncle

Jimmy Fagg

Danny / Rollon / Geordie

Steven O'Donnell

TV Producer

Mark Caven

Raymond / Keith / Frenchman

Kevin Allen

Writer

George Antoni

Toby Thurlow / Barman / Ticket Collector

Daniel Peacock

Journalist

Doon Mackichan

Journalist

Emma Bernard

Cheryl / Bumble / Carol

Serena Evans

Man at Delivery Bay / Policeman / 2nd Beefeater

Malcolm Hardee

Party Guest

Simon Brint

Mog / Carl Moss / Sterling Moss

Alexei Sayle

3rd MI5 Man / Don / Driver

Pete Richens

Suspect

Richard Vernon

Uncle Quentin / Captain Phillips / Professor Roland Breeze

Ronald Allen

McGahey / Fingers / Corelli

Nosher Powell