Louis

Randall Park

Jessica

Constance Wu

Emery Huang

Forrest Wheeler

Eddie

Hudson Yang

Evan Huang

Ian Chen

Grandma Huang

Lucille Soong

Narrator

Eddie Huang

Mitch

Paul Scheer

Honey

Chelsey Crisp

Nancy

Jillian Armenante

Marvin

Ray Wise

Hector

Noel Gugliemi

Principal Thomas

Maria Bamford

ARIELLE

Riki Lindhome

Oscar Chow

Rex Lee

Himself

Scottie Pippen

Phillip Goldstein

Albert Tsai

Diedre / Deidre

Rachel Cannon

Kim

Beth Dover

Finnegan

Steve Little

Dusty Nugget

Brett Gelman

Mrs. Uveda

Brooke Baumer

Vanessa

Amanda Lund

Mailman

Alfred Adderly

Steve Chen

Charlie Soong Lee

Alison

Isabella Alexander

Ray

Judah Friedlander

Carol-Jean

Stacey Scowley

Bev

Jennifer Hasty

Satisfied Customer

Guerin Barry

Connie Chen

Susan Parks

Trent

Trevor Larcom

Brock

Brady Tutton

Troy

Dylan Garza

Mrs. Parker

Vernee Watson

Deb

Sonya Eddy

Lisa

Kimberly Crandall

Shauna

Misty Monroe

Justin Chen

Lance Dae Lim

Ashley Alexander

Arden Myrin

Kevin

Kenton Duty

Matthew Chestnut

Matt Oberg

Theater Patron 1

Carlos Antonio

Kid

Davis Desmond

Grandma Chu

Shu Lan Tuan

Barefoot Dave

Evan Hannemann

Dmitri

Walter Schrass

Officer Bryson

Alex Quijano

Cheerleader

Kelli Barksdale

Bed-Wetter Doug

Connor Rosen

Sabrina

Kal Bennett

Walter

Prophet Bolden

Another Customer

Kelly Ebsary

George

Gabe Eggerling

Leather Daddy 1

Mario Diaz

Mrs. Kranzer

Stephanie Nash

Referee

Bill Lee Brown

Fritz

Justin Dray

Samantha

Jessica Gardner

Gillian

Jennifer Holloway

Kid

Nick Gore

Stacy

Elyse Cole

Brian

Dash Williams

Marge

Jill Johnson

Mr. Dunn

Chet Grissom

Vinny

John Ciccolini

Raul Ruiz

Armando Molina

Charlene

Kate Huffman

Grocery Clerk

Shaun Brown

Leather Daddy 2

Malcolm Devine

Lighthouse Boy

Anson Bagley

Kevin

Peter Mark

Repo Man

Matthew Jones

Guy

Clint Carmichael

Leather Daddy 3

James Locascio

Connie Chen

Susan Park

James

William Morse

Kim

Aubrey Miller

Diner 1

Tim Banning

Worm Kid

Clinton Valencia

Mike

Eddie Perino

Nicole

Luna Blaise

Hippie Woman

Willow Greer

Gwendolyn

Elizabeth A. Roberts

Noah

A.J. Tannen

Janitor

Martin Morales

Principal Hunter

David Goldman

Diner 2

Jeff Grace

Leather Daddy 4

Michael Klesic

Wife

Kiva Jump

Wyatt

Parker Young

Kobra Center

Kyle Weishaar

Tyler

Keaton Savage

Video Store Clerk

Curt Neill

Tess

Sophie Sabatini

Mr. Goldstein

Bob Glouberman

Teller

Karen Teliha

Dad

G. Maximilian Zarou

Diner 3

Mara Klein

Amanda

Colleen Ryan