Roseanne Conner

Roseanne Arnold

Dan Conner

John Goodman

Darlene Conner

Sara Gilbert

Jim

Bob Odenkirk

Jackie Harris

Laurie Metcalf

D.J. Conner

Michael Fishman

Becky Conner-Healy

Lecy Goranson

David Healy

Johnny Galecki

Jackie Thomas

Tom Arnold

Jeffrey

Phil Leeds

Fisher

Matt Roth

Bob

Bill Maher

Leon Carp

Martin Mull

Secretary

Colleen Camp

Nancy Bartlett Thomas

Sandra Bernhard

— / Mark Healy

Glenn Quinn

Beverly "Bev" Harris

Estelle Parsons

Joan Crinshaw

Kay Arnold

George

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Ty Tilden

Wings Hauser

Herself

Loretta Lynn

Barbara Healy

Sally Kirkland

Sean

Randall Slavin

Jay

Peter Jason

Linda

Belita Moreno

Kid 1

Ahmad Stoner

Prisoner

Alex Cole

Ronnie

Joan Collins

Woman at game

Debra D'Amato

Robbie

J.D. Daniels

Mr. Alexander

Ed Begley Jr.

Jake

Red Buttons

Roger

Tim Curry

Max

Michael Paul

Molly Tilden

Danielle Harris

Customer

Robert Machray

Customer 2

Joe Keyes

Cop 2

Jake McLaine

Thug customer

Albert Potash

Checker

Riff Regan

Crystal Anderson Conner

Natalie West

Charlotte Tilden

Mara Hobel

Becky Conner-Healy / —

Sarah Chalke

Paul

Joe Minjares

Vic

Blake Clark

Nana Mary

Shelley Winters

Cop

Kevin Dunigan

Frank Denvers

Lenny Wolpe

Woman customer

Annette Washington

Prisoner with harmonica

John "Juke" Logan

Gil

Carl Franklin

Guest Star

Mark Ballou

Guest Star

Don Opper

Male instructor

James Lew

Guest Star

Brice Beckham

Kid 2

John Christian Graas

Prisoner with guitar

Lanyard Williams

Bill

Stevie Ray Fromstein

Chuck Mitchell

James Pickens Jr.

Ghost of Halloween Past

Lee Arenberg

Donald Bobeck

Tom Kopache

House buyer

Christopher Darga

Customer 1

Robin Greer

Anne-Marie Mitchell

Adilah Barnes

Guest Star

Max Brooks

Singing prisoner

Lenny Goldsmith

Halloween Present

Mario Roccuzzo

Jay

Jeremy Roberts

Lisa Healy

Clara Bryant

Carrie

Judith Hoag

Weirdo

Steve Jones

Halloween Future

Gary Bullock

Sarah

Sarah Rayne

Glenn

Nicky Corello

Nick

Doug Feiger

Little Roseanne

Katie Bell

Fred

Michael O'Keefe

Jane

Terri Treas

Alien 2

Jeff Heston

Little Jackie

Zoe Perry

Teenage Roseanne

Sara Rue

Marla

Morgan Fairchild

Teenage Dan

Abraham Benrubi

—

Bonnie Bramlett*

Cindy

Krystee Clark

—

George Clooney

Mark Conner-Healy

Ames McNamara

Mary Conner

Jayden Rey

Harris Conner-Healy

Emma Kenney

Ed Conner

Ned Beatty