Natalie Cook

Cameron Diaz

Dylan Sanders

Drew Barrymore

Alex Munday

Lucy Liu

Madison Lee

Demi Moore

Charles Townsend

John Forsythe

Jimmy Bosley

Bernie Mac

Seamus O'Grady

Justin Theroux

Thin Man

Crispin Glover

Ray Carter

Robert Patrick

Max Petroni

Shia LaBeouf

Pete Kominsky

Luke Wilson

Randy Emmers

Rodrigo Santoro

Jason Gibbons

Matt LeBlanc

Mr. Munday

John Cleese

Momma Bosley

Ja'net DuBois

Deranged Mongol

Cheung-Yan Yuen

Roger Wixon

Robert Forster

Demented Mongol

Daxing Zhang

Large Mongol

Bruce Comtois

Alan Caulfield

Eric Bogosian

Crooked-Tooth

Khin-Kyaw Maung

Mother Superior

Carrie Fisher

Hugh Grant

Wrestler

Tanoai Reed

Cop

Andrew Wilson

William Rose Bailey (uncredited)

Bruce Willis

Irish Henchman

Chris Pontius

Coal Bowl Starter

Pink

Thin Boy

Zach Shada

Self

Eve

Nun

Jennifer Gimenez

Nun

Kate Hendrickson

Thin Boy

Zack Shada

Hot Priest

Josh Janowicz

Irish Henchman

Tommy Flanagan

Irish Henchman

Luke Massy

Bosley's Cousin

Big Boy

Bosley's Cousin

Anthony Griffith

Bathroom Guy

Wayne Federman

Bathroom Guy

Steve Hytner

Treasure Chest Dancer

Shanti Lowry

Treasure Chest Dancer

Nadine Ellis

Crazed Fan

Bob Stephenson

Treasure Chest Dancer

Cyia Batten

Treasure Chest Dancer

Staci Flood

Treasure Chest Dancer

Carmit Bachar

Bystander

Melissa McCarthy

Future Angel

Ashley Olsen

Prison Guard

Mark Cotone

Future Angel

Mary-Kate Olsen

Kelly Garrett

Jaclyn Smith

Self

Béla Károlyi

Self

Ricky Carmichael*

Self

Carey Hart

Beach Lady With Sandcastle

Joan Blair

Self

Chris Gosselaar

Mongolian Key Keeper

Khristian Lupo

Self

Jeremy McGrath

O'Grady's Goon

Matt McColm

Machine Gun Mongol

Sven Ole Thorsen

Madison's Minion

Russell Bobbitt

Treasure Chest Dancer

Kasey Campbell

Treasure Chest Dancer

Hannah Feldner-Shaw

Antonioni Crime Boss

Michael Guarnera

Fleeing Suspect

Cliff Happy

Bus Stop Kid

Shawn Huang

Bus Stop Kid

Marc John Jefferies

Madison's Minion

Alfred R. Kahn

FBI Agent

Mushond Lee

Restaurant Patron

Guy Oseary

Sheriff

Ed Robertson

Madison's Minion

Charles Townsend

Jamie Foxx