Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Thomas Lennon

Deputy Travis Junior

Robert Ben Garant

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Kerri Kenney

Deputy S. Jones

Cedric Yarbrough

Deputy James Garcia

Carlos Alazraqui

Deputy Clementine Johnson

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Deputy Raineesha Williams

Niecy Nash

Deputy Cherisha Kimball

Mary Birdsong

Sergeant Jack Declan

Ian Roberts

Deputy Frank Rizzo

Joe Lo Truglio

Bachelorette / Personal Trainer / Van Occupant 1

Cathy Shim

Cindy

Wanru Tseng

Miss Mertz / Time Traveler / Hatzolah Captain

Michael Ian Black

Teacher 2 / Wellness Check Man / State Doctor

Alex Fernie

Oxy Patient / Mr. Meemees / Froggy

Jay Pichardo

Driver / Doctor / Crazy White Lady's Accomplice

Gary Anthony Williams

Terrified Child 2 / Ollie / Oliver Junior Deputy

Oliver Lennon

Steve Marmella / Maitre D'

Jack Plotnick

Scared Straight Kid 2 / Drone Girl / Terrified Child 1

Abigail Garant

Crazy White Lady / Karen / Teacher 1

Jenny Robertson

Fireman

Mitch Rouse

Widower / Creepy Clown

Ken Marino

Van Occupant 3

Chris Denison

Firecracker Teen / Perp

Zac Oyama

Leslie Frost / Dance Instructor

Dave Holmes

Debbie Dangle-Frost-Werner

Rachael Harris

Gary G. Werner

Scott Thompson

Van Occupant 4

David Lincoln

Wife

Deborah Tarica

Hatzolah Competitor

Jush Allen

Mayor Dwayne Hernandez

George López

Bride

Patty Guggenheim

Lieutenant Donna Fritzgibbons

Jamie Lee Curtis

Gary the Proud Boy

Chris Tallman

Nuge

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