Emmannuelle Prevert

Suzanne Danielle

Emile Prevert

Kenneth Williams

Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia

Kenneth Connor

Mrs. Dangle

Joan Sims

Lyons

Jack Douglas

Richmond

Peter Butterworth

Theodore Valentine

Larry Dann

Mrs. Valentine

Beryl Reid

Harold Hump

Henry McGee

Man in Launderette

Victor Maddern

Dandy

Merlin Ward

Dandy

Merlyn Ward

Immigration Officer

Dino Shafeek

Ancient General

Eric Barker

Cynical Lady

Joan Benham

Concorde Steward

James Fagan

Sentry

Malcolm Johns

Doctor

Albert Moses

The Prime Minister

Robert Dorning

Arabian Official

Steve Plytas

Police Commissioner

Michael Nightingale

U.S. Ambassador

Bruce Boa

Lord Chief Justice

Llewellyn Rees

Admiral Sir John Hardiner

Jack Lynn

Drunken Husband

Norman Mitchell

Surgery Nurse

Tricia Newby

French Buxom Blonde

Deborah Brayshaw

French Parson

John Carlin

Girl at Zoo

Louise Burton

Substitute Football Player

John Hallet

German Soldier

Gertan Klauber

Colette

Susanna East

Fleet Street Journalist

Stanley McGeagh

BBC Newscaster

Tim Brinton

Airport Commuter (uncredited)

Lewis Alexander

Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Jack Armstrong

Football Fan (uncredited)

Willy Bowman

Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Ishaq Bux

Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)

Tony Clarkin

Plane Passenger (uncredited)

John Clifford

Man in Pub (uncredited)

Chick Fowles

Airport Commuter (uncredited)

Alan Harris

Football Fan (uncredited)

Paul Heasman

Customs Officer (uncredited)

Walter Henry

Dinner Guest (uncredited)

Aileen Lewis

Gorilla (uncredited)

Reuben Martin

Plane Passenger (uncredited)

John More

Football Fan (uncredited)

Ralph G. Morse

Football Fan (uncredited)

Gerald Paris

Man in Pub (uncredited)

James Payne

Man in Pub (uncredited)

Henry Roberts

FIFA Official / Football Fan (uncredited)

Pat Ryan

Man in Pub (uncredited)

Reg Thomason

Football Fan (uncredited)

Cy Town

Sleeping Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Harry Van Engel