Harold T. "Harry" Stone

Harry Anderson

Lisette Hocheiser

Joleen Lutz

Christine Sullivan

Markie Post

Dan Fielding

John Larroquette

Art Fensterman

Mike Finneran

Nostradamus "Bull" Shannon

Richard Moll

Oscar

Gilbert Gottfried

Frank Pepitone / God #1 / Dworkin

Raye Birk

MacIntosh "Mac" Robinson

Charles Robinson

Rosalind Jane "Roz" Russell

Marsha Warfield

Guest Star

Nancy Marchand

Cashier

Dorothy Andrews

Phil Sanders / Will Sanders / Ivan Brewster

William Utay

Selma Hacker

Selma Diamond

Jack Griffin

S. Marc Jordan

Billie Young

Ellen Foley

Florence Kleiner

Florence Halop

Quon Le Robinson

Denice Kumagai

Lana Wagner

Karen Austin

Liz Williams

Paula Kelly

Buddy Ryan / Kenny

John Astin

Mel Tormé / Herb

Mel Tormé

Dr. Flick / Beepo the Clown / Emil Dutton

Jack Riley

1987 / Neil Gorman / Man in a Dryer

Gary Grossman

Tony Giuliano

Ray Abruzzo

Bob Wheeler

Brent Spiner

June Wheeler

Annie O'Donnell

Bum / Bum #1

Raf Mauro

Kitty / Shena Easy / Melba

Melba Englander

Leon

Bumper Robinson

Angelo / Subway Commuter

Ralph Manza

Bernie

Martin Garner

Ted Boswell / Tommy Gamble

Fred Applegate

Norm / Arnold Koppelson / God

Phil Leeds

Tim Bond / Mr. Marley / Bill

Timothy Stack

Yakov Korolenko

Yakov Smirnoff

Walter Plimp / Mr. Freedman / Mr. Doyle

Walter Olkewicz

Wanda Flinn / Daphne

Cathy McAuley