Harold T. "Harry" Stone

Harry Anderson

Dan Fielding

John Larroquette

Mac Robinson

Charlie Robinson

Christine Sullivan

Markie Post

Nostradamus "Bull" Shannon

Richard Moll

Fenton

Richard Frank

Fengler

Jake Dengel

Rosalind Jane "Roz" Russell

Marsha Warfield

Cashier

Dorothy Andrews

Art Fensterman

Mike Finneran

Martin Meegle

Bill Applebaum

Phil Sanders / Will Sanders / Ivan Brewster

William Utay

Gary Fenton

Richard Edward Frank

Selma Hacker

Selma Diamond

Mr. Koenig

Howard Honig

Jack Griffin

S. Marc Jordan

Peaches Barshay

Donna Ponterotto

Lisette Hocheiser

Joleen Lutz

Delivery Man

Michael Michaud

Billie Young

Ellen Foley

Florence Kleiner

Florence Halop

Quon Le Robinson

Denice Kumagai

Lana Wagner

Karen Austin

Liz Williams

Paula Kelly

Buddy Ryan / Kenny

John Astin

Mel Tormé / Herb

Mel Tormé

Dr. Flick / Beepo the Clown / Emil Dutton

Jack Riley

1987 / Neil Gorman / Man in a Dryer

Gary Grossman

Tony Giuliano

Ray Abruzzo

Bob Wheeler

Brent Spiner

June Wheeler

Annie O'Donnell

Bum / Bum #1

Raf Mauro

Kitty / Shena Easy / Melba

Melba Englander

Leon

Bumper Robinson

Angelo / Subway Commuter

Ralph Manza

Bernie

Martin Garner

Ted Boswell / Tommy Gamble

Fred Applegate

Norm / Arnold Koppelson / God

Phil Leeds

Tim Bond / Mr. Marley / Bill

Timothy Stack

Yakov Korolenko

Yakov Smirnoff

Frank Pepitone / God #1 / Dworkin

Raye Birk

Walter Plimp / Mr. Freedman / Mr. Doyle

Walter Olkewicz

Wanda Flinn / Daphne

Cathy McAuley