Harold T. "Harry" Stone

Harry Anderson

Dan Fielding

John Larroquette

Jacqueline

Mary Stavin

Mike Sr.

King Moody

Nostradamus "Bull" Shannon

Richard Moll

Mike Jr.

Roger Nolan

Christine Sullivan

Markie Post

MacIntosh "Mac" Robinson

Charles Robinson

Buddy Ryan / Kenny

John Astin

Rosalind Jane "Roz" Russell

Marsha Warfield

Guest Star

Mel Torme

Arte Johnson

Cashier

Dorothy Andrews

Art Fensterman

Mike Finneran

Phil Sanders / Will Sanders / Ivan Brewster

William Utay

Mark Colson

Charles Levin

Selma Hacker

Selma Diamond

Mover

Hartley Silver

Jack Griffin

S. Marc Jordan

Lisette Hocheiser

Joleen Lutz

Billie Young

Ellen Foley

Florence Kleiner

Florence Halop

Quon Le Robinson

Denice Kumagai

Lana Wagner

Karen Austin

Liz Williams

Paula Kelly

Dr. Flick / Beepo the Clown / Emil Dutton

Jack Riley

1987 / Neil Gorman / Man in a Dryer

Gary Grossman

Tony Giuliano

Ray Abruzzo

Bob Wheeler

Brent Spiner

June Wheeler

Annie O'Donnell

Bum / Bum #1

Raf Mauro

Kitty / Shena Easy / Melba

Melba Englander

Leon

Bumper Robinson

Angelo / Subway Commuter

Ralph Manza

Bernie

Martin Garner

Ted Boswell / Tommy Gamble

Fred Applegate

Norm / Arnold Koppelson / God

Phil Leeds

Tim Bond / Mr. Marley / Bill

Timothy Stack

Yakov Korolenko

Yakov Smirnoff

Frank Pepitone / God #1 / Dworkin

Raye Birk

Walter Plimp / Mr. Freedman / Mr. Doyle

Walter Olkewicz

Wanda Flinn / Daphne

Cathy McAuley