Dorothy Zbornak

Bea Arthur

Blanche Devereaux

Rue McClanahan

Rose Nylund

Betty White

Sophia Petrillo

Estelle Getty

Melissa

Alisan Porter

Mr. Gordon

James Callahan

Jerry

Ken Howard

Salvadore Petrillo

Sid Melton

John

Pat Harrington Jr.

Thor Anderson

Ken Berry

Himself

Alex Trebek

Myrtle

Jane Dulo

Kirsten

Lee Garlington

Lucas Hollingsworth

Leslie Nielsen

Don

Richard Stahl

Marlowe

Todd Susman

Stanley Zbornak

Herb Edelman

Janet

Jessica Lundy

Miles / Arnie Peterson

Harold Gould

Bill

Bruce Kirby

Eva

Ann Nelson

Barbara Weston

Kristy McNichol

Sarah

Robyn Faye Bookland

Nurse DeFarge

Edie McClurg

Stevie

Tim Thomerson

Uncle Angelo

Bill Dana

Bob

Fred Willard

Security Guard

Ed Call

Rabbi

Neal Lerner

Don

Terry Kiser

Randy Beder

Tom Villard

Priest

Steven Gilborn

Himself

Merv Griffin

Alvarez

Tony Plana

Chuck

Jack Bannon

William

Roy Brocksmith

Sarah

Betty Garrett

Jerry Scott

Peter Graves

Charlie Dietz

David Leisure

Detective

Fred McCarren

Bellboy

Biff Yeager

Gloria Petrillo

Dena Dietrich

Man in Heaven

Gibby Brand

Myra / Stewardess / Mrs. Kennedy

Meg Wyllie

Marvin

Louis Guss

Larry

Lou Wagner

Ron

Phil Proctor

Mort

John P. Connolly

Arnie

Lenny Wolpe

Ron

Don Mirault

Kendall Nezbit

Richard Roat

Woman

Barbara Alyn Woods

Minister

Earl Boen

Dr. Shrewsbury

Paul Collins

Mr. Tanaka

Keone Young

Police Officer

Doug Ballard

Peterson

Lane Davies

Salvadore Petrillo / Don

Sid Melton

Dr. Halperin

Steve Landesberg

Frank

Warren Munson

Sheriff

Don Stark

Posey MaGlinn

Claudette Sutherland

Pete

Rudolph Willrich

Pat

Jana Arnold

The Pope

Gene Greytak

Derek

Marius Weyers

Harry

Angelo Tiffe

Barry

Harvey Vernon

Coordinator

Derek McGrath

Brent

Hank Brandt

Myron

Jesse Dabson

Tracy

Jackie Swanson

Carol Weston

Dinah Manoff

Dr. Thompson

Linden Chiles

Mr. Hubbard

Bill Erwin

Young Stan

Richard Tanner*

Roger

Kevin Brief

Lillian

Gloria Dorson

Maitre d'

Joe Mays

Woman

Kay St. Germain

Judge

Art Metrano

Maitre d'

Nicholas Kepros

Himself

Bryan Norcross

Young Dorothy Petrillo

Lynnie Greene

Mrs. Hubbard

Camila Ashland

Police Officer

David Doty

Vaczy

Zach Grenier

Bartender

Gregory White

Charles

Glen Vernon

Guido Spirelli

Phil Leeds

Davey Cricket

Don Seigel

Waiter / Director / Robber

Jonathan Schmock

Himself

Johnny Gilbert

Student

Dylan Lawrence

Waiter

Leland Orser

Gloria

Gloria Cromwell

Don

Robert Yacko

Professor Bradley

Raymond Forchion

Harry Weston

Richard Mulligan

Man

Tim Haldeman

Michael Zbornak

Scott Jacoby

Woman

Margery Nelson

Rebecca Devereaux

Debra Engle

Enrique Mas / Pepe

Chick Vennera

Sarah / Lillian / Mrs. Leonard

Ellen Albertini Dow

Waiter / Tommy Cochran / Doctor

Tony Carreiro

Orderly / Delivery Boy / Comedian

David Jay Willis

Cop / Make-Up Man / Policeman

Stan Roth

Director

Matthew Diamond

Director

Terry Hughes

Director

Jay Sandrich

Director

Lex Passaris

Director

Paul Bogart

Director

Jim Drake