Dorothy Zbornak

Bea Arthur

Blanche Devereaux

Rue McClanahan

Rose Nylund

Betty White

Sophia Petrillo

Estelle Getty

Enrique Mas

Chick Vennera

Dr. Harry Weston

Richard Mulligan

Kane

Sam McMurray

Donald

Michael Ensign

Steven

Robert Mandan

Salvadore Petrillo

Sid Melton

Ken Whittengham

Dick Van Dyke

Mangiacavello

Howard Duff

Dr. Stevens

Jeffrey Tambor

Rebecca Devereaux

Debra Engle

Simon

Robert Culp

Doctor / Waiter / Tommy Cochran

Tony Carreiro

Roger Barton

Oliver Clark

Dr. Budd

Michael McGuire

Mary

Julie McCullough

David

Mark Moses

Virginia Hollingsworth

Sheree North

Stanley Zbornak

Herb Edelman

Jaime Devereaux

George Grizzard

Miles / Arnie Peterson

Harold Gould

Charmaine Hollingsworth

Barbara Babcock

Laverne Todd

Park Overall

Terry Franco

Beth Grant

Magda

Marian Mercer

Mary Ellen

Michelle Pawk

Martha

Geraldine Fitzgerald

Agent Bell

Timothy Stack

Nun

Nancy Lenehan

Judge

Mel Stewart

Michael Zbornak

Scott Jacoby

Fred

Lorry Goldman

Receptionist

Peggy Walton-Walker

Ronny Lark

Tom LaGrua

Jenny

Tanya Louise

Mr. Hernandez

David Correia

Dr. Manning

James Staley

Peter

Paul Eiding

Gayle

G.F. Smith

Caroline

Molly Hagan

Dr. Stein

Peter Michael Goetz

Father Avery

Matt McCoy

Buzz

Eddie Bracken

Gloria Schmidt

Linda L. Rand

Merrill John

Dennis Jonston

Delivery Boy / Comedian / Orderly

David Jay Willis

Doctor

Frantz Turner

George Bush

Harry Shearer

Joey

Myles Berkowitz

Fisherman

John DiSanti

Maddy

Brandis Kemp

Maria

April Ortiz

Lillian

Mimi Cozzens

Young Sophia Petrillo

Flo DiRe

Maitre d'

Jayson Kane

Thomas

Ronnie Schell

Glen O'Brien 2

Jerry Orbach

Dr. Chang

Keone Young

Malcolm

Douglas Seale

Mrs. Lilastrand

Bonnie Urseth

James

William Cort

Doug

Stuart Nisbet

Harv

John Ingle

Secret Service Agent

Tom Lancaster

Makeup Man

Stan Roth

Howard

Steven Gilborn

Angelo

Bill Dana

Mr. Lilastrand

Doug Cox

Waiter / Director / Cop #1

Jonathan Schmock

Morelli

Edgar Justice

Elvis Impersonator

Quentin Tarantino

Helen Budd

Bibi Besch

Mrs. Kennedy / Stewardess / Edna

Meg Wyllie

Paul

Al Berry

Bartender

Robert Neches

Man

Paul Collins

Oliver

Glenn Walker Harris Jr.

Felix

Gregg Berger

Young Dorothy

Lyn Greene

Dr. Halperin

Steve Landesberg

Sarah / Mrs. Leonard / Lillian

Ellen Albertini Dow

Reverend / Father Salerno

Earl Boen