Dorothy Zbornak

Bea Arthur

Blanche Devereaux

Rue McClanahan

Rose Nylund

Betty White

Sophia Petrillo

Estelle Getty

John Nerretti

Hal Linden

Ted

Hugh Farrington

Jimmy

Martin Mull

Mother Superior

Kathleen Freeman

Truby

Debbie Reynolds

Mr. Porter

Don Lake

Brother Martin

Don Ameche

Himself

Sonny Bono

Frank Nann

George Hearn

Mel Bushman

Alan King

Rebecca Devereaux

Debra Engle

Coach Odlivak

Robert Costanzo

Herb

Stanley Kamel

Mammy Watkins

Ruby Dee

Dr. Warren

Scott Bryce

Clayton Hollingsworth

Monte Markham

Stanley Zbornak

Herb Edelman

Miles / Arnie Peterson

Harold Gould

Angela

Brenda Vaccaro

Attendant

Michael Goldfinger

Barbara Weston

Kristy McNichol

Delivery Boy / Comedian / Orderly

David Jay Willis

Jason Stillman

Alan Rachins

Mrs. Contini

Peggy Rea

Don the Fool

Sid Melton

Himself

Lyle Waggoner

Uncle Angelo

Bill Dana

Doctor

Ken Lerner

Lillian

Carol Bruce

Gladys

Mary Gillis

Emcee

Danny Breen

Librarian

Tom Nibley

Irving

Lou Cutell

Arthur Nivingston

Paul Willson

Father O'Mara

Frank Hamilton

Tony Delveccio

Cesar Romero

Lois

Tony Sawyer

Rex Huntington

Mitch Ryan

Det. Parres

Richard Riehle

Abby

Siobhan Fallon

Father Solerno

Earl Boen

Andy

Tommy Hinkley

Himself

Marvin Mitchelson

Mrs. Taylor

Lenore Woodward

Terry

Lou Felder

Mr. Percy

Dion Anderson

Karl

Barney Martin

Minstrel

Nick Jameson

Actress

Allison Robinson

Doug

Michael Ayr

Kevin Kelly

Christopher Daniel Barnes

House Boy

Andy Goldberg

Sister Claire

Lela Ivy

Flight Instructor

Don Mirault

Tamara

Leila Kenzle

Sarah / Mrs. Leonard / Lillian

Ellen Albertini Dow

George Devereaux

George Grizzard

Jack

Richard McKenzie

Louise

Beth Grant

Dr. Norgan

George Wyner

Mrs. Kennedy / Stewardess / Edna

Meg Wyllie

Mr. Ninervini

John O'Leary

Waiter / Director / Cop #1

Jonathan Schmock

Susan Dodds

Mimi Cozzens

Sister Anne

Lynne Marie Stewart

Dr. Bob

Tom Henschel

Smokey

Bill Wiley

Police Officer

Stan Roth

Man

Tom Seidman

Bill

Philip Forman

Mr. Lewis

Julius Harris

Dr. Tess

Alicia Brandt

Mrs. Ward

Gloria Dorson

Nurse

Diane Racine

Father Monroe

Jack Blessing

Erroll

Milt Oberman

Young Dorothy

Lyn Greene

Harry Weston

Richard Mulligan

Michael Zbornak

Scott Jacoby

Dr. Halperin

Steve Landesberg

Enrique Mas / Pepe

Chick Vennera

William Bumiller

Doctor / Waiter / Tommy Cochran

Tony Carreiro

Dr. Tess

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