Lt. Frank Drebin

Leslie Nielsen

Jane Spencer Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Captain Ed Hocken

George Kennedy

Nordberg

O.J. Simpson

Rocco Dillon

Fred Ward

Muriel Dillon

Kathleen Freeman

Tanya Peters

Anna Nicole Smith

Louise

Ellen Greene

Ted Olsen

Ed Williams

Papshmir

Raye Birk

Big Hairy Con

Randall Cobb

Clayton

Matt Roe

Defense Attorney

Wylie Small

Stenographer

Sharon Cornell

Dr. Eisendrath

Earl Boen

Store Manager

Jeff Wright

Dr. Eisendrath

Earl Boen

Melon Lady

Lorali Hart

Grocery Mother

Mallory Sandler

Purse Woman

Karen Segal

Jason

Brad Lockerman

Bobbi

Rosalind Ingledew

Bobbi

Rosalind Allen

Nurse

Charlotte Zucker

Dr. Kohlzak

Lois De Banzie

Dr. Roberts

Doris Belack

Carjacker

Nigel Gibbs

Corridor Guard

Andre Rosey Brown

Big Hairy Con

Randall "Tex" Cobb

Big Hairy Con

Randall 'Tex' Cobb

Ann B. Davis

Ann B. Davis

Mess Hall Convict

Alex Zimmerman

Trucker

Marc Alaimo

Priest

Tom Finnegan

Cabbie

Carlos Garcia

Cabbie

Jeffery Anderson-Gunter

Cabbie

Hammam Shafie

Cabbie

Danny Daniels

Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Director

Joe Grifas

Vanna White

Vanna White

Director

Joe Grifasi

'Weird Al' Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Security Guard

Rick Scarry

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Mary Lou Retton

Mary Lou Retton

Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

James R. Scribner

Presenter

Lou Felder

Mother Theresa

Chrissy Bocchino

Pia Zadora

Pia Zadora

Security Guard

Joe D'Angerio

Cop

Christopher J. Keene

Cop

Gary Cooper

Cop

Joe Flood

Umpire

Scott Evers

Doctor

Paul A. Hutton

Clinic Patient

Burt Zucker

Train Lady #1

Susan Breslau

Clinic Patient

Burton Zucker

Train Lady #2

Erin MacArthur

Train Lady #3

Marcy Goldman

Teleprompter Guy

David Zucker

Tuba Player

Robert K. Weiss

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Peter Segal

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr

Producer's Wife

Jolie Chain

Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan

Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell

Assistant Director

Michael Ewing

Gabriella

Vanessa Sandin

Maalox Boy

David Malloy

Dominatrix

Julie Strain

Bryce Porterhouse Guard

Andrew Craig

Lifetime Award Recipient

David Fresco

Conductor

Bill Erwin

Frank Jr.

Adam Hasart

Mr. Big

John Capodice

Sumo Wrestler

Glen Chin

Pamela Basker

Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi

Florence Henderson

Florence Henderson

Cop

Christopher Keene

Waldo

Tim Bohn

President Clinton

Tim Watters

Pope

Eugene Greytak

Cop

Aaron Seville

President Clinton

Timothy Watters

Dancer

Blane Savage

Dancer

T.C. Diamond

Dancer

Brett Heine

Dancer

Michael Chambers

Dancer

Jerald Vincent

Dancer

Wayne "Crescendo" Ward

Dancer

Brian Wightman

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

Oscar Audience Member

Paul Feig

Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison

Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon

Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber

Mercedes Lady

Adrienne Parsons

Taxi Driver

Robert J. Elisberg

Mourner

Elisa Gabrielli

Boy of Geriatric Park

Taran Killam

Girl of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis

Old Man

Bill Zuckert

Screaming Supermarket Baby

Nicole Segal

James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones

Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch

Screaming Supermarket Baby

Nikki Segal

Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould

Mariel Hemingway

Mariel Hemingway

Prison Guard

R. Lee Ermey

Prisoner #2

Tom Rosales

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild

Tyrone

Bruce A. Young

Olympia Dukakis

Olympia Dukakis

Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt

Symba Smith

Academy Awards Guest

Heather Hewitt

Director

Peter Segal