Lt. Frank Drebin
Leslie Nielsen
Jane Spencer Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Captain Ed Hocken
George Kennedy
Nordberg
O.J. Simpson
Rocco Dillon
Fred Ward
Muriel Dillon
Kathleen Freeman
Tanya Peters
Anna Nicole Smith
Louise
Ellen Greene
Ted Olsen
Ed Williams
Papshmir
Raye Birk
Big Hairy Con
Randall Cobb
Clayton
Matt Roe
Defense Attorney
Wylie Small
Stenographer
Sharon Cornell
Dr. Eisendrath
Earl Boen
Store Manager
Jeff Wright
Dr. Eisendrath
Earl Boen
Melon Lady
Lorali Hart
Grocery Mother
Mallory Sandler
Purse Woman
Karen Segal
Jason
Brad Lockerman
Bobbi
Rosalind Ingledew
Bobbi
Rosalind Allen
Nurse
Charlotte Zucker
Dr. Kohlzak
Lois De Banzie
Dr. Roberts
Doris Belack
Carjacker
Nigel Gibbs
Corridor Guard
Andre Rosey Brown
Big Hairy Con
Randall "Tex" Cobb
Big Hairy Con
Randall 'Tex' Cobb
Ann B. Davis
Ann B. Davis
Mess Hall Convict
Alex Zimmerman
Trucker
Marc Alaimo
Priest
Tom Finnegan
Cabbie
Carlos Garcia
Cabbie
Jeffery Anderson-Gunter
Cabbie
Hammam Shafie
Cabbie
Danny Daniels
Cabbie
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter
Director
Joe Grifas
Vanna White
Vanna White
Director
Joe Grifasi
'Weird Al' Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Security Guard
Rick Scarry
'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Mary Lou Retton
Mary Lou Retton
Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man
James R. Scribner
Presenter
Lou Felder
Mother Theresa
Chrissy Bocchino
Pia Zadora
Pia Zadora
Security Guard
Joe D'Angerio
Cop
Christopher J. Keene
Cop
Gary Cooper
Cop
Joe Flood
Umpire
Scott Evers
Doctor
Paul A. Hutton
Clinic Patient
Burt Zucker
Train Lady #1
Susan Breslau
Clinic Patient
Burton Zucker
Train Lady #2
Erin MacArthur
Train Lady #3
Marcy Goldman
Teleprompter Guy
David Zucker
Tuba Player
Robert K. Weiss
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
Peter Segal
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
Robert LoCash
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
William Kerr
Producer's Wife
Jolie Chain
Producer's Wife
Wendy Hogan
Producer's Wife
Jeri Caldwell
Assistant Director
Michael Ewing
Gabriella
Vanessa Sandin
Maalox Boy
David Malloy
Dominatrix
Julie Strain
Bryce Porterhouse Guard
Andrew Craig
Lifetime Award Recipient
David Fresco
Conductor
Bill Erwin
Frank Jr.
Adam Hasart
Mr. Big
John Capodice
Sumo Wrestler
Glen Chin
Pamela Basker
Sumo Wrestler
Philip Yamaguchi
Florence Henderson
Florence Henderson
Cop
Christopher Keene
Waldo
Tim Bohn
President Clinton
Tim Watters
Pope
Eugene Greytak
Cop
Aaron Seville
President Clinton
Timothy Watters
Dancer
Blane Savage
Dancer
T.C. Diamond
Dancer
Brett Heine
Dancer
Michael Chambers
Dancer
Jerald Vincent
Dancer
Wayne "Crescendo" Ward
Dancer
Brian Wightman
Dancer
Bryan Anthony
Dancer
Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward
Oscar Audience Member
Paul Feig
Oscar Audience Member
Joel Madison
Oscar Audience Member
Steve Pepoon
Oscar Audience Member
Scott Herriott
Oscar Audience Member
Edward Weber
Mercedes Lady
Adrienne Parsons
Taxi Driver
Robert J. Elisberg
Mourner
Elisa Gabrielli
Boy of Geriatric Park
Taran Killam
Girl of Geriatric Park
Marianne Davis
Old Man
Bill Zuckert
Screaming Supermarket Baby
Nicole Segal
James Earl Jones
James Earl Jones
Raquel Welch
Raquel Welch
Screaming Supermarket Baby
Nikki Segal
Shannen Doherty
Shannen Doherty
Elliott Gould
Elliott Gould
Mariel Hemingway
Mariel Hemingway
Prison Guard
R. Lee Ermey
Prisoner #2
Tom Rosales
Morgan Fairchild
Morgan Fairchild
Tyrone
Bruce A. Young
Olympia Dukakis
Olympia Dukakis
Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt
Symba Smith
Academy Awards Guest
Heather Hewitt