Det. Lt. Frank Drebin

Leslie Nielsen

Jane Spencer

Priscilla Presley

Det. Captain Ed Hocken

George Kennedy

Nordberg

O. J. Simpson

Quentin Hapsburg

Robert Goulet

Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Richard Griffiths

Commissioner Anabell Brumford

Jacqueline Brookes

Hector Savage

Anthony James

Terence Baggett

Lloyd Bochner

Donald Fenswick

Tim O'Connor

Arthur Dunwell

Peter Mark Richman

Ted Olsen

Ed Williams

President George Bush

John Roarke

Barbara Bush

Margery Jane Ross

Barbara Bush

Margery Ross

John Sununu

Peter Van Norden

Winnie Mandela

Gail Neely

Blues Singer

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Mrs. Redmond

Sally Rosenblatt

Crackhouse Cop

Alexander Folk

Mariachi

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

TV Reporter

Larry McCormick

Barbecue Dad

Cliff Bemis

Barbecue Mom

D.D. Howard

TV Commercial Announcer

William Woodson

Mel Tormé

Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."

Bill Chemerka

Party Guest

Susan Breslau

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

Christopher J. Keene

Party Guest

Leslie Maier

Mr. Redmond

Ron Rosenblatt

"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."

Ken Kerman

Barbecue Girl

Jennifer Kretchmer

"It's 4 minutes too slow."

Al Fann

Barbecue Boy

Ryan Harrison

"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."

Tom McGreevey

Davy Crockett

David Zucker

"Always nice to see nice people."

James Gilstrap

George Russell

Robert Weil

"You pigs...say your prayers."

'Weird Al' Yankovic

"Is this some kind of bust?"

Gina Mastrogiacomo

Obstetrician

Robert K. Weiss

"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."

Jeff Wright

FBI Agent

Robert LoCash

Lab Technician

Burton Zucker

"Your coat, sir?"

C. Lindsay Workman

"Phone call, Commissioner"

John Stevens

Lab Technician

Lewis Friedman

Lab Technician

Bob Reitman

"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"

Gokul

Lab Technician

Gene Mueller

"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

Charlotte Zucker

Lab Technician

Gino Salomone

"He's wired!"

Don Pugsley

Lab Technician

Robert J. Elisberg

"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"

Carlos Betancourt

Lab Technician

Mindy Newborn

"Recuerdos a todos."

Bernardo Márquez

Lady in Waiting

Jan Campbell

"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"

Margarito Mendoza

Lady in Waiting

Wendy Hogan

"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"

Lee Terri

"Yeah!"

Claude Jay McLin

"Let's get him."

Manny Perry

"Yeah!"

Alex Zimmerman

"You're on my groin."

Raynor Scheine

"If that's your attitude, forget it."

John Fleck

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Datta V. Gokhale

Bernardo Marquez

White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)

Françoise Ruggieri

Courtney Terrett

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

Christopher Keene

Gorilla

Don McLeod