Lt. Frank Drebin

Leslie Nielsen

Jane Spencer

Priscilla Presley

Det. Captain Ed Hocken

George Kennedy

Det. Nordberg

O.J. Simpson

Quentin Hapsburg

Robert Goulet

Dr. Meinheimer/Hacker

Richard Griffiths

Commissioner Anabell Brumford

Jacqueline Brookes

Hector Savage

Anthony James

Terence Baggett

Lloyd Bochner

Donald Fenswick

Tim O'Connor

Arthur Dunwell

Peter Mark Richman

Ted Olsen

Ed Williams

President George Bush

John Roarke

Barbara Bush

Margery Ross

Barbara Bush

Margery Jane Ross

Chief of Staff John Sununu

Peter Van Norden

Winnie Mandela

Gail Neely

Blues Singer

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Blues Singer

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Mrs. Redmond

Sally Rosenblatt

Mrs. Redmond

Sally Rosenblatt

Crackhouse Cop

Alexander Folk

Blues Singer

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Mariachi

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

TV Reporter

Larry McCormick

Barbecue Dad

Cliff Bemis

Barbecue Mom

D.D. Howard

TV Commercial Announcer

William Woodson

Mel Tormé

Mel Tormé

Herself

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Party Guest

Susan Breslau

Party Guest

Leslie Maier

Mr. Redmond

Ron Rosenblatt

Barbecue Girl

Jennifer Kretchmer

It's 4 minutes too slow.

Al Fann

Barbecue Boy

Ryan Harrison

Davy Crockett

David Zucker

George Russell

Robert Weil

Always nice to see nice people.

James Gilstrap

Obstetrician

Robert K. Weiss

You pigs...say your prayers.

'Weird Al' Yankovic

FBI Agent

Robert LoCash

Is this some kind of bust?

Gina Mastrogiacomo

Lab Technician

Burton Zucker

Lab Technician

Lewis Friedman

Lab Technician

Bob Reitman

Lab Technician

Gene Mueller

Lab Technician

Gino Salomone

Lab Technician

Robert J. Elisberg

He's wired!

Don Pugsley

Lab Technician

Mindy Newborn

¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!

Carlos Betancourt

Lady in Waiting

Jan Campbell

Recuerdos a todos.

Bernardo Márquez

Lady in Waiting

Wendy Hogan

¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?

Margarito Mendoza

Ladies and Gentlemen

Bill Chemerka

Hey Ken

Christopher J. Keene

Yeah!

Claude Jay McLin

Let's get him.

Manny Perry

Hey

Ken Kerman

Yeah!

Alex Zimmerman

Tom McGreevey

You're on my groin.

Raynor Scheine

James Gilstrap

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Frank

Jeff Wright

Mr. Redmond

Ron Rosenblatt

Your coat

C. Lindsay Workman

Barbecue Daughter

Jennifer Kretchmer

Phone call

John Stevens

Datta V. Gokhale

For a man in a wheelchair

Charlotte Zucker

Carlos Betancourt

Bernardo Marquez

Lab Technician

Lewis Friedman

Margarito Mendoza

Lab Technician

Bob Reitman

Hey

Lee Terri

Lab Technician

Gene Mueller

Claude Jay McLin

Lab Technician

Gino Salomone

Slave to the Composer

Mindy Newborn

If that's your attitude

John Fleck

Courtney Terrett

Mariachi

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

Christopher Keene

Gorilla

Don McLeod

Vert well

Tom McGreevey

Hey

Gokul

Director

David Zucker

Director

Robert K. Weiss