Lt. Frank Drebin
Leslie Nielsen
Captain Ed Hocken
George Kennedy
Jane Spencer
Priscilla Presley
Vincent Ludwig
Ricardo Montalvan
Vincent Ludwig
Ricardo Montalban
Det. Nordberg
O.J. Simpson
Mrs. Wilma Nordberg
Susan Beaubian
Mayor Barkley
Nancy Marchand
Pahpshmir
Raye Birk
Queen Elizabeth II
Jeannette Charles
Ted Olsen
Ed Williams
Al
Tiny Ron
'Weird Al'
"Weird Al" Yankovic
'Weird Leslie'
Leslie Maier
'Weird Al'
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Stephanie
Winifred Freedman
Foreman
Joe Grifas
Enrico Pallazzo
Tony Brafa
Foreman
Joe Grifasi
Woman On Ledge
Lorali Hart
Thug #1
Nicholas Worth
Thug #27
Ronald G. Joseph
Nurse #2
Doris Hess
Dominique
Charlotte Zucker
Drug Dealer #1
Larry Pines
Photographer
Burt Zucker
Drug Dealer #2
Tom Dugan
Khomeini
Charles Gherardi
Photographer
Burton Zucker
Arafat
David Katz
Idi Amin
Prince Hughes
Khadafi
Robert LuJane
Ken (voice)
Ken Minyard
Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene
Sharon Breslau
Gorbachev
David Lloyd Austin
Angel Catcher
Chuck Fick
Bob (voice)
Robert Arthur
Angels Manager
Lawrence Tierney
Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene
Greg Breslau
First Base Umpire
Hank Robinson
Angel Right Fielder
Reggie Jackson
Seattle First Up
Jay Johnstone
Angel Shortstop
Michael J. Montes
Angels Pitcher
Randy Harvey
Angel Catcher
Charles Fick
Baseball P.A. Announcer
Dennis Packer
Baseball Announcer
Dick Vitale
Baseball Announcer
Dick Enberg
Third Base Umpire
Joe West
Baseball Announcer
Melvin Allen
Baseball Announcer
Curt Gowdy
Baseball Announcer
Tim McCarver
Seattle Centerfielder
Brett Bartlett
Baseball Announcer
Joyce Brothers
"There he is!"
Don Woodard
"Please disperse, Please disperse."
Christopher J. Keene
Baseball Announcer
Jim Palmer
"Here, you can use my radio mike."
Mary Norman
"Hey, look out!"
Susan Breslau
Baseball Announcer
Mel Allen
"Ya dumb broad!"
Rick Seaman
"Hey! What's the meaning of this?"
Fredric Arnold
Reporter
Ron Tank
"Please disperse. Please disperse."
Christopher Keene
Nurse
Mallory Sandler
Usher
Edwina Moore
"Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"
Jeff Wright
"It's Enrico Pallazzo!"
Mark Holton
"Sorry, fellas"
Jim Smith
Driving Instructor
John Houseman
Brunette Woman in Showers
C. B. Stevens
Baseball Announcer
Jesse Ventura
Girl in showers (uncredited)
Brinke Stevens
You killed him!
Jane Couris