Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Officer Barbrady/Terrance/Timmy/Ned Gerblanski/Randy Marsh/Stuart McCormick/Mr. Mackey/Mr. Hankey
Trey Parker
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick/Tom/Hakeem Kurashki
Matt Stone
Wendy Testaburger/Principal Victoria/Mrs. Kimball/Liane Cartman/Sharon Marsh/Sheila Broflovski/Mrs. McCormick/Mrs. Crabtree
Shannen Cassidy
Sheila Broflovski (voice)
Mona Marshall
April Stewart*
Kathie Lee Gifford
Karri Turner
Ike Broflovski (voice)
Franchesca Clifford
Bebe Stevens (voice) / (voice)
Jennifer Howell
Jay Leno (voice)
Jay Leno
Sharon Marsh / Ms. Cartman (voice) / Sharon Marsh (voice)
April Stewart
Sparky
George Clooney
Chef (voice)
Isaac Hayes
Robert Smith
Robert Smith
Ike Broflovski
Jesse Howell
Ring Announcer
Michael Buffer
Ms. Ellen
Natasha Henstridge
Commercial Mom
Michelle Jones
Mall Hankey's Helper (voice)
Toddy Walters
Ms. Cartman (voice)
Eliza Schneider
Antonio Delli
Token Black (voice) / Tolkien Black (voice)
Adrien Beard
Ike Broflovski (voice)
Milan Agnone
Ike Broflovski (voice)
Sebastian Yu
Kenny McCormick (voice)
Eric Stough
Fake Mr. Hankey (voice)
Dian Bachar
Sir Elton John (voice)
Elton John
Plex the robot / Alec Baldwin
Bill Hader
PewDiePie
PewDiePie
Winnie the Pooh (voice)
Brock Baker