Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Mr. Herbert Garrison/Officer Barbrady/Terrance/Timmy/Ned Gerblanski/Randy Marsh/Stuart McCormick/Mr. Mackey/Mr. Hankey
Trey Parker
Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick/Priest Maxi/Gerald Broflovski/Jesus
Matt Stone
Woman in Crowd/Mayor McDaniels/Helen/Liane Cartman/Woman in Mob
Mary Kay Bergman
Sheila Broflovski (voice)
Mona Marshall
Miss Adelton/Sharon Marsh/Carol McCormick/Interviewee
Eliza Schneider
April Stewart*
Chef (voice)
Isaac Hayes
5th Grader
Rochelle Leffler
New York Kid
Andrew Kemler
Ike Broflovski/Squirts
Nico Agnone
Ike Broflovski (voice)
Milan Agnone
Sharon Marsh / Ms. Cartman (voice) / Sharon Marsh (voice)
April Stewart
Commercial Mom
Michelle Jones
Mrs. Stevens
Jennifer Aniston
Bebe Stevens (voice) / (voice)
Jennifer Howell
New York Kid
Gian Ganziano
Veronica
Michelle Unger
Squirts
Clare McShane
Himself
Jonathan Davis
Mall Hankey's Helper (voice)
Toddy Walters
Guest Voice
El Che Boludo
Mr. Adler's Girlfriend
Pam Brady
Himself
Fieldy
'El Che' Boludo
Grandma
Sarah Kane
Himself
James 'Munky' Shaffer
Chadia Cambie
Uncle Corey
George Brandon
Himself
David Silveria
Token Black (voice) / Tolkien Black (voice)
Adrien Beard
Himself
Brian "Head" Welch
Ike Broflovski (voice)
Sebastian Yu
Jessica Makinson
Kenny McCormick (voice)
Eric Stough
Fake Mr. Hankey (voice)
Dian Bachar
Ike Broflovski (voice)
Franchesca Clifford
Sir Elton John (voice)
Elton John
Jay Leno (voice)
Jay Leno
Plex the robot / Alec Baldwin
Bill Hader
PewDiePie
PewDiePie
Winnie the Pooh (voice)
Brock Baker