Ed Haligan

Steve Tom

Abraham Lincoln

Will Ferrell

Secretary

Christine Bennett

James

Elijah Wood

Secretary

Callie Cameron

Girl One (segment "Bathroom Conversations")

Leslie Bibb

Tommy / Steve

Steve Little

Secretary

Lauren Lewis

Wayne Newton

Wayne Newton

Rebecca

Andrea Savage

Girlfriend

Ashley Johnson

Cast

Leo Allen

Rodriguez

Kate Walsh

Skip Spence Raylon

Tim Meadows

Girl at Bar

Danielle Schneider

Cast

Zach Galifianakis

Cast

Eric Slovin

Xavier Montrose Raylon

Marc Evan Jackson

Performer

Brett Gelman

Frederick Douglass

Don Cheadle

Guy at Bar

Josh Simpson

Cast

Reginald VelJohnson

Cast

Malin Akerman

Cast

Toshi Toda

Sleeping Celebrity

Keith David

Biker

Kevin Grevioux

Athletic Trainer

Bill Hader

Paul Samwell Smith Raylon

Robert Dassie

Shades

Richard Lewis

Girl at Bar

Lauren Palmigiano

Mary Todd Lincoln

Zooey Deschanel

Cast

Yoshio Be

Cast

Creed Bratton

Party Girl 2

Natasha Leggero

Biker's Wife

Angelina Armani

Raymond Davies Allen

David Spade

Cast

Chris Parnell

Taback

Rob Riggle

Megan Henry

Jen Kirkman

Jen Kirkman

Biker's Kid

Terrell Ransom

Cast

Rich Fulcher

Guy at Bar

Ryan Perez

Cast

Wayne Grace

Cast

Rachael Harris

Guy at Bar

Seth Morris

Billy

Clark DeVol

Sandoz Lilly

Nicky Whelan

Josh Haness

Donut Counterperson

Lesley Tsina

The Legit Don Stitt

Joe Buck

Cast

Ed Helms

Harold Rand / Craig

Craig Anstett

Father

Tim Heidecker

Guy at Bar

Jake Szymanski

Manager

Joseph Nunez

Cast

Jonathan Stern

Colin Blake

Cast

Joe Richards

Rollins

Ian Roberts

Cute Girl

Busy Philipps

Son

Eric Wareheim

Cast

Rob Huebel

Cast

Mario Álvarez

Patty

Patty Guggenheim

Alexandra Kenworthy

Sleeping Celebrity

Brooke Shields

Sleeping Celebrity

Will Forte

Cast

Brandon Johnson

Waitress

Mary Jane Bostic

Father

Dan Lauria

Nadia Dajani

Penelope

Emily Paul

Contest Judge

Rich Allan

Lillian D'Amore

Tara Reyes

Peter Looney

Derek /Dave /Gunman

Derek Waters

David

David Neher

Richard

Tom Lennon

Cast

Jerry Minor

Producer

Matt Walsh

Barry

Paul Scheer

Jennie

Jennie Pierson

Electrician

Clint Culp

Blake

John McKinney

Partygoer

Nathan Barnatt

Sniper /Officer /Bartender

Eric Filipkowski

Announcer

Brody Stevens

Partygoer

Luis Sánchez

Police Sergeant

Johnny Meeks

Jerry Prastis

David Koechner

Driver

Renee Albert

Nikola Tesla

John C. Reilly

Mission Control

Lou Wagner

Leslie Stubbs

June Diane Raphael

Dale

Jason Nash

Thomas Edison

Crispin Glover

Professor

Fred Willard

Duncan Trussell

Duncan Trussell

Prostitute

Anna Lee Lawson

Bouncer

Steve Berg

Jerry / Mayor

Richard Riehle

Street Person 1

Andre Hyland

Construction Worker

Eric Edelstein

Shirtless Man

Jake Johnson

Ricky

Jake Johnson

Street Person 3

Paul Erling Oyen

Guy on Couch

Eddie Pepitone

Cast Pastor Sunshine

Rae Sunshine Lee

Reporter

Jeremy Konner

Lais Pedroso

Lais Pedroso

Mike

Mike O'Connell

Plain Girl

Whitney Allen

T. Sean Shannon

T. Sean Shannon

Reporter Lucy Shmoo

Camille Solari

Miss Patrick

Stacey Oristano

Johnson

Jimmie Walker

Roger

Adam Brody