Jack Gallo
George Segal
Maya Gallo
Laura San Giacomo
Dennis Finch
David Spade
Nina Van Horn
Wendie Malick
Elliott DiMauro
Enrico Colantoni
Vicki Costa
Rena Sofer
Kevin Liotta
Brian Posehn
Michelle
Amy Farrington
Donnie DiMauro
David Cross
Tululah
Becky Thyre
Himself
George Lucas
Jamie
Lynnette Gaza
Kelly
Brooke Burns
Brandi
Jenny McCarthy
Rhonda Ferrara
Gina Gershon
Red Finch
Brian Dennehy
Tate Gittling
Alan Rachins
Pete Costa
Danny Nucci
Adam
Matt Ross
Tad
Colby Donaldson
Hanrahan
David Garry
Andre Delacroix
Andre Ware
Tony Zitelli
Jason Marsden
Roland Devereaux
Jon Lovitz
Alison
Kristy Swanson
Lily
Morgan Fairchild
Jarvis Leeds
Roy Dotrice
Himself
Dick Clark
Rhoda DiMauro
Rhoda Gemignani
Herself
Cheryl Tiegs
Chick Rivers
Jack Carter
Justine
Melissa Young
Katinka
Ivana Milicevic
Naomi Birkson
Nora Dunn
Jack's lawyer
Patrick Fabian
Bridget
Judy Greer
Uncle Jimmy
Len Lesser
Mrs. Peables
June Squibb
Young Elliott
Jeffrey Noah
Gorgeous Guy
Sean Michael Arthur
Robert "Nina Man Horn"
Bijoux Deluxe
Jimmy Korsh
Richard Kind
Simon
Simon Templeman
Herself
Cheryl Ladd
Tess
Alexandra Barrese
Helen Korsh
Alice Hirson
Binnie
Leann Hunley
cowboy
Kevin Farley
Timmy
Don Perry
Clark Finkel
Patrick Kerr
Audrey Leeds
Rosalind Ayres
Magnus
Wolf Muser
Penny
Moon Bloodgood
Model
Anjua Maximo
Weinstein
Harvey Levine
Sarah
Brittany Daniel
Mary Elizabeth
Krista Allen
Kirsten
Julie Claire
Max
Chris Wylde
Jake
Charles Esten
Father Vincent
James Greene
Wally
Chris Hogan