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George Segal

Maya Gallo

Laura San Giacomo

Dennis Finch

David Spade

Nina Van Horn

Wendie Malick

Elliott DiMauro

Enrico Colantoni

Vicki Costa

Rena Sofer

Kevin Liotta

Brian Posehn

Michelle

Amy Farrington

Donnie DiMauro

David Cross

Tululah

Becky Thyre

Himself

George Lucas

Jamie

Lynnette Gaza

Kelly

Brooke Burns

Brandi

Jenny McCarthy

Rhonda Ferrara

Gina Gershon

Red Finch

Brian Dennehy

Tate Gittling

Alan Rachins

Pete Costa

Danny Nucci

Adam

Matt Ross

Tad

Colby Donaldson

Hanrahan

David Garry

Andre Delacroix

Andre Ware

Tony Zitelli

Jason Marsden

Roland Devereaux

Jon Lovitz

Alison

Kristy Swanson

Lily

Morgan Fairchild

Jarvis Leeds

Roy Dotrice

Himself

Dick Clark

Rhoda DiMauro

Rhoda Gemignani

Herself

Cheryl Tiegs

Chick Rivers

Jack Carter

Justine

Melissa Young

Katinka

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Jack's lawyer

Patrick Fabian

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Judy Greer

Uncle Jimmy

Len Lesser

Mrs. Peables

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Jeffrey Noah

Gorgeous Guy

Sean Michael Arthur

Robert "Nina Man Horn"

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Jimmy Korsh

Richard Kind

Simon

Simon Templeman

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Cheryl Ladd

Tess

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Leann Hunley

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Max

Chris Wylde

Jake

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Wally

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