Jack Gallo

George Segal

Maya Gallo

Laura San Giacomo

Dennis Finch

David Spade

Nina Van Horn

Wendie Malick

Elliott DiMauro

Enrico Colantoni

Brad

Bill Birch

Charlie Gold

Alex Rocco

Prince Charming

Mark Dobies

April

Ana Gasteyer

John Kenny

Rob Youngblood

Kurt

Willie Garson

Donnie DiMauro

David Cross

Richard

Scott Mosenson

Jill

Dara Tomanovich

Roy

Jere Burns

Liz

Julia Dahl

Himself

Steve Garvey

Courtney

Megan Gallagher

Vicki Costa

Rena Sofer

Steven

French Stewart

Himself

Mark Hamill

Matthew "Matt" Bentley

Tom Amandes

Adrienne

Rebecca Romijn

Himself

Robert Goulet

Professor Gladstone

Philip Bruns

Margo Langhorne

Christine Ebersole

Dr. Hendrie

Lane Davies

Persky

Tom Kenny

Bartender

Ed Berke

Danielle

Kristin Eykel

Arianna

Nancy O'Dell

Larry

Fred Willard

Barry

Bob Odenkirk

Model 1

Jocelyne Kelly

Official

Jack Shearer

Mr. Leitner

Ben Kronen

Brian McDonald

Kenny Johnson

Mr. Weiland

Steve Carell

Greta

Sharon Wyatt

Martin Spancer

David Clennon

Stan

Jack Brewer

Justin

George DelHoyo

Carol Flankenship

Twink Caplan

The Narrator

Kelsey Grammer

Craig

Neal McDonough

Mother DiMauro

Rhoda Gemignani

Red Finch

Brian Dennehy

Brian P. Toliver

Jonathan Mangum

Rob Mandel

Todd Eckert

Jim Wong

Ping Wu

The Doctor

Valeri Ross

Delivery Guy

Chris Bonno

Waiter

John Ennis

Binnie

Jennifer Savidge

Greenberg

Scott Aukerman

Pregnant Woman

Lisa Marie Russell

Model 2

Laura Tyler

Herself

Tyra Banks

Jay Crew

David Andrews

Megan

Dina Waters

Contributor

Richardson Morse

Minister

Stanley Anderson

Reporter

Dave Clark

Voice of Charlton Heston

Billy West

Rhonda

Regan Forman

Camera

Adrienne Alitowski

Bartender

Mark Clayman

Emcee

B.J. Porter

Derek

Hamilton von Watts

Model

Robyn Brown

Glenn

J.P. Manoux

Norman

John Prosky

Sgt. Fanning

John F. O'Donohue

Wally

Chris Hogan

Director

Leonard R. Garner Jr.

Director

Jean Sagal

Director

Steven Levitan