Jack Gallo

George Segal

Maya Gallo

Laura San Giacomo

Dennis Finch

David Spade

Nina Van Horn

Wendie Malick

Elliott Di Mauro

Enrico Colantoni

Karey Burke

Ali Larter

Cowboy Pete

Patrick Cranshaw

Tisha

Arnetia Walker

Mrs. Pierce

Kathryn Joosten

Kenny

Jim Wise

Leo Kesler

Jeff Blumenkrantz

Robert

Keith Langsdale

Deke Williams

Paul Parducci

Oskar Milos

Dana Carvey

Eve Gallo

Jessica Walter

Woody Allen/Allan Stewart Konigsberg aka Preston Beckman

Ed Krasnick

Jesus Santos

Luis Antonio Ramos

Steve McPherson

Dennis Lee Smith

Derek

Hamilton von Watts

Stephanie Griffin-Cooper

Megan Mullally

Tom Youngerman

Chad Everett

Vicki Costa

Rena Sofer

Herself

Carmen Electra

Headmaster Reilly

Harry Groener

Nick Hewitt

Michael Des Barres

Nikki Elston

Stephanie Romanov

Rhonda

Betsy Palmer

Cindy

Cheri Oteri

Amber Smith

Amber Smith

Herb Stanton

Tom Poston

Persky

Tom Kenny

King Lear

David Bryan Cartmell

Courtney

Megan Gallivan

Michael Tenzer

David Rasche

Frank

Ernie Lively

Neil Loemann

Kevin Weisman

Clerk

Emilio Borelli

Kit

Jay Paulson

Staci

Heidi Schanz

Wataru Yamaguchi

Michael Yama

Lisa Cantwell

Nellie Sciutto

Principal

Patrick Cronin

Emerson Gray

Larry Miller

Meredith Baker

Marcy Kaplan

Shannon

Deborah Kellner

Erin Simon

Lisa Edelstein

Janet Hanson

Jordan Baker

Bill Slatton

Dan Butler

Red Finch

Brian Dennehy

Connie

Dawn Maxey

Sea Captain

George Murdock

Mrs. Boukidis

Carol Ann Susi

Ruth Caruso

Cathy Ladman

Mel

Brent Hinkley

Pitman

Stephen Hornyak

Katrina

Katrina Rae

Detective Cosovich

Eddie Bowz

Reg

Michael McDonald

Kimmy

Jenya Lano

Photographer

Charley Lang

Manager

Peter Breitmayer

Actor

Jim O'Heir

Referee

Don Woodard

Liz Dillon

Julia Dahl

Scottie Finch

Adam Setliff

Window Washer

Lester James Brandt

Roger

Stan Ivar

Buck Finch

Christopher Michael Moore

Frank

Robert Hallak

Wally

Chris Hogan