Al Bundy

Ed O'Neill

Peggy Bundy

Katey Sagal

Norris / Al's Feet / Black Bert

Frank Lloyd

Kelly Bundy

Christina Applegate

Bud Bundy

David Faustino

Marcy Rhoades/Marcy D'Arcy

Amanda Bearse

Jefferson D'Arcy / Norman Jablonsky

Ted McGinley

Mick

Dave Florek

Andy

Sam McMurray

Manager

Bruce Jarchow

Brenda Kostrowski

Rhonda Shear

Steve Rhoades

David Garrison

Judge

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Sam

Stewart J. Zully

Oliver

Leonard Lightfoot

Gerry

Eric Menyuk

Roy

Reid Shelton

Vinnie Verducci

Matt LeBlanc

Piper Bauman

Tia Carrere

Miss Penza

Beth Broderick

Mr. Lincoln

Mark L. Taylor

Bob

John Mallory Asher

Himself

Jerry Mathers

Mr. Shnick

Ray Girardin

Kitty

Marla Fries

Eugene Bundy

Charlie Brill

Demerson

Earl Billings

Rich

Fitzhugh G. Houston

Brooke

Julie Gray

Charlie Verducci

Joseph Bologna

Trixie

Dorit Sauer

Alien

Phil Fondacaro

Jade

Teri Weigel

Mr. Lovejoy

Armin Shimmerman

Sven Hunkstrom

Dan Blom

Harry Ashland

Lane Davies

Prospector

John Byner

Yvonne

Beckie Mullen

Street Singer

B.B. King

Spare Tire Dixon

Bubba Smith

Miss Beck

Tina Louise

Luke

Ritch Shydner

Older Man

Charles Howerton

Mr. Foodie

Alan Oppenheimer

Codger 1

Carmen Filpi

Bailiff

Rif Hutton

Kathleen Morgan

Diana Bellamy

Barney / Stan

Steve Susskind

Alien

Debbie Lee Carrington

Agatha

Edith Varon

Pete

Dan Castellaneta

Professor Lavar

Deryl Carroll

Yetta

Sharyn Leavitt

Cashier

Jodie Mann

Buck

Cheech Marin

Mandi

Sherrie Rose

Rochelle Alpert

Debbie Dunning

Pizza Boy

Jay Anthony Franke

Paperboy

Scott Ferguson

Salt Water

Angel Broadhurst

June Hubbard

Irina Cashen

Codger 2

Owen Bush

Chef

Brian George

Alien

Tony Cox

Jake

Ric Waugh

Griff

Harold Sylvester

Motorist 2

Gita Isak

Dave

Suli McCullough

Mona Mullins

Joey Adams

Nibbles

Bobbie Brown

Athena

Lucy Filippone

Johnson

F. Richards Ford

Macadamia

Reneé Tenison

Incense Berkowitz

Joanna Goode

Margie

Jennifer Blanc

Pizza Guy

Kyle Cody

Bridget

Trea Shields

Old Codger

Greg Lewis

Tyler Cameron

Rebecca Cross

Alien

Patty Maloney

Ownder

Rodney Kageyama

Officer Dan / Policeman / Sheriff

Dan Tullis Jr.

Principal

Carol Gustafson

Cheese Lady

Regina Leeds

Young Zeke

Michael G. Moye

Motorist 3

Eddie Rio

IRS Agent

Milt Tarver

Cashew

Pamela Anderson

March Hubbard

Joey Simmrin

Donna

Rhonda Britten

Customer 1

Michael Stanton

Alien

Felix Silla

The Kid

Ian Ziering

January Hubbard

Matt Leavitt

Boy

Brent Corman

Hans

Kort Falkenberg

Customer 2

Ron Litman

Mrs. Gillis

Louise Pellegrino Rapport

Roger Bonderly

John Mansfield

Honey Roasted

Ava Fabian

Bob Rooney

E.E. Bell

Rhonda Rose

Jennifer Braff

December Hubbard

Kristen Semon

Butter Lefkowitz

Helena Apothaker

Alien

Susie Rossitto

Announcer

Ray J. Templin

Rick Cool

Bean Baxter

July Hubbard

Cheri Semon

Ike

Tom McCleister

DJ

Kevin Ryder

Man 1

Dennis Holahan

Hardy

Derek Sellers

Almond

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

Woman

Kathryn O'Reilly

April Hubbard

Samantha Leavitt

Seven

Shane Sweet

May Hubbard

Heather Lynne Cranny

Fantasy Man 2

Richard Hanson

Miranda

Teresa Parente

Security Man

Tim Hill

Aaron

Hill Harper

Amber

Juliet Tablak

Dot / Lola

Dot-Marie Jones

Marge / Mary-Pat / Max

Mary-Pat Green

Fawn / Bubbles Double Dee

Lisa Boyle

Joey / Kid / Mikey

Michael Faustino

Buck (voice) / Buck the Man

Kevin Curran

Ernie / Customer / Criminal

Bert L. Cook

Director

Gerry Cohen

Director

Amanda Bearse

Director

Rich Correll

Director

Brian Levant