Al Bundy
Ed O'Neill
Peggy Bundy
Katey Sagal
Norris / Al's Feet / Black Bert
Frank Lloyd
Kelly Bundy
Christina Applegate
Bud Bundy
David Faustino
Marcy Rhoades/Marcy D'Arcy
Amanda Bearse
Jefferson D'Arcy / Norman Jablonsky
Ted McGinley
Mick
Dave Florek
Andy
Sam McMurray
Manager
Bruce Jarchow
Brenda Kostrowski
Rhonda Shear
Steve Rhoades
David Garrison
Judge
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Sam
Stewart J. Zully
Oliver
Leonard Lightfoot
Gerry
Eric Menyuk
Roy
Reid Shelton
Vinnie Verducci
Matt LeBlanc
Piper Bauman
Tia Carrere
Miss Penza
Beth Broderick
Mr. Lincoln
Mark L. Taylor
Bob
John Mallory Asher
Himself
Jerry Mathers
Mr. Shnick
Ray Girardin
Kitty
Marla Fries
Eugene Bundy
Charlie Brill
Demerson
Earl Billings
Rich
Fitzhugh G. Houston
Brooke
Julie Gray
Charlie Verducci
Joseph Bologna
Trixie
Dorit Sauer
Alien
Phil Fondacaro
Jade
Teri Weigel
Mr. Lovejoy
Armin Shimmerman
Sven Hunkstrom
Dan Blom
Harry Ashland
Lane Davies
Prospector
John Byner
Yvonne
Beckie Mullen
Street Singer
B.B. King
Spare Tire Dixon
Bubba Smith
Miss Beck
Tina Louise
Luke
Ritch Shydner
Older Man
Charles Howerton
Mr. Foodie
Alan Oppenheimer
Codger 1
Carmen Filpi
Bailiff
Rif Hutton
Kathleen Morgan
Diana Bellamy
Barney / Stan
Steve Susskind
Alien
Debbie Lee Carrington
Agatha
Edith Varon
Pete
Dan Castellaneta
Professor Lavar
Deryl Carroll
Yetta
Sharyn Leavitt
Cashier
Jodie Mann
Buck
Cheech Marin
Mandi
Sherrie Rose
Rochelle Alpert
Debbie Dunning
Pizza Boy
Jay Anthony Franke
Paperboy
Scott Ferguson
Salt Water
Angel Broadhurst
June Hubbard
Irina Cashen
Codger 2
Owen Bush
Chef
Brian George
Alien
Tony Cox
Jake
Ric Waugh
Griff
Harold Sylvester
Motorist 2
Gita Isak
Dave
Suli McCullough
Mona Mullins
Joey Adams
Nibbles
Bobbie Brown
Athena
Lucy Filippone
Johnson
F. Richards Ford
Macadamia
ReneƩ Tenison
Incense Berkowitz
Joanna Goode
Margie
Jennifer Blanc
Pizza Guy
Kyle Cody
Bridget
Trea Shields
Old Codger
Greg Lewis
Tyler Cameron
Rebecca Cross
Alien
Patty Maloney
Ownder
Rodney Kageyama
Officer Dan / Policeman / Sheriff
Dan Tullis Jr.
Principal
Carol Gustafson
Cheese Lady
Regina Leeds
Young Zeke
Michael G. Moye
Motorist 3
Eddie Rio
IRS Agent
Milt Tarver
Cashew
Pamela Anderson
March Hubbard
Joey Simmrin
Donna
Rhonda Britten
Customer 1
Michael Stanton
Alien
Felix Silla
The Kid
Ian Ziering
January Hubbard
Matt Leavitt
Boy
Brent Corman
Hans
Kort Falkenberg
Customer 2
Ron Litman
Mrs. Gillis
Louise Pellegrino Rapport
Roger Bonderly
John Mansfield
Honey Roasted
Ava Fabian
Bob Rooney
E.E. Bell
Rhonda Rose
Jennifer Braff
December Hubbard
Kristen Semon
Butter Lefkowitz
Helena Apothaker
Alien
Susie Rossitto
Announcer
Ray J. Templin
Rick Cool
Bean Baxter
July Hubbard
Cheri Semon
Ike
Tom McCleister
DJ
Kevin Ryder
Man 1
Dennis Holahan
Hardy
Derek Sellers
Almond
Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
Woman
Kathryn O'Reilly
April Hubbard
Samantha Leavitt
Seven
Shane Sweet
May Hubbard
Heather Lynne Cranny
Fantasy Man 2
Richard Hanson
Miranda
Teresa Parente
Security Man
Tim Hill
Aaron
Hill Harper
Amber
Juliet Tablak
Dot / Lola
Dot-Marie Jones
Marge / Mary-Pat / Max
Mary-Pat Green
Fawn / Bubbles Double Dee
Lisa Boyle
Joey / Kid / Mikey
Michael Faustino
Buck (voice) / Buck the Man
Kevin Curran
Ernie / Customer / Criminal
Bert L. Cook