Al Bundy

Ed O'Neill

Peggy Bundy

Katey Sagal

Marcy D'Arcy / Marcy Rhoades

Amanda Bearse

Kelly Bundy

Christina Applegate

Steve Rhoades

David Garrison

Bud Bundy

David Faustino

Luke Ventura

Ritch Shydner

Sandy

Elizabeth Edwards

Jefferson D'Arcy / Norman Jablonsky

Ted McGinley

Mr. Pond

Ernie Sabella

Gary

Geoffrey Scott

Dweep

Gunther Jensen

Muldoon

Thomas Hill

Violinist

Walter Olkewicz

Customer 1

Diana Bellamy

E.J.

James Lashly

Mr. Hugo

Irwin Keyes

Sherry Cherry

Pamela Bowman

Norris / Black Bert / Leonard Van Pelt

Frank Lloyd

Bebe / Happy / Louie

J.J. Johnston

Debbie

Liane Curtis

Sean

Noah Blake

Linda Day

Griff

Harold Sylvester

Barney / Stan

Steve Susskind

Salesman

Don Draper

Customer 2

Sue Ann Gilfillan

Bronson

J. Jay Saunders

Bart

Rick Waln

Delilah

Estelle Harris

Tawny

Linda Dona

Marcel

Elias Zarou

Officer Dan / Policeman / Sonny

Dan Tullis Jr.

Terry Cherry

Jerry Hall

Arnold

Victor DiMattia

Mr. Conner

Richard Sanders

Guard

Billy Beck

Bum

William Utay

Bob Rooney

E.E. Bell

Russ

Garrett Morris

Ike

Tom McCleister

Ed

Lewis Arquette

Donna

Amanda Sherman

Teddy

Vonni Ribisi

Seven

Shane Sweet

Miranda

Teresa Parente

Gary

Janet Carroll

Cab Driver / Customer / James

Bert L. Cook

Aaron

Hill Harper

Amber

Juliet Tablak

Dot / Lola

Dot-Marie Jones

Mary-Pat / Marge / Max

Mary-Pat Green

Fawn / Bubbles Double Dee

Lisa Boyle

Joey / Kid #1 / Nestor

Michael Faustino

Buck (voice) / Buck the Man

Kevin Curran