Al Bundy

Ed O'Neill

Peggy Bundy

Katey Sagal

Marcy D'Arcy / Marcy Rhoades

Amanda Bearse

Kelly Bundy

Christina Applegate

Midge

Kate Romero

Bud Bundy

David Faustino

Franklin

Timothy Eyster

Steve Rhoades

David Garrison

Santa "Horowitz"

Don Sparks

Jefferson D'Arcy / Norman Jablonsky

Ted McGinley

Herself

Brandi Brandt

Tony

John Welsh

Victor

Aeryk Egan

Jim

Noah Blake

Leo Privett

Paul Coufos

Pizza Boy

Michael Stoyanov

Ginger

Elizabeth Keifer

Reporter

Matt McKenzie

Jim Jupiter

Tom Lahm

Bill Palomino

Ben Lemon

Peamon

Ray Reinhardt

Statue

Alex Walters

Heather McCoy

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

Dr. Plierson

Joe Flaherty

Ruben

Patrick J. Dancy

Yummy

Ava Fabian

Himself

Roy Firestone

Cecil

Shabba-Doo

Yvette

Milla Jovovich

Angel

Sam Kinison

Rhonda

Robin Angers

Vince

Mike Tino

Joey / Kid / Mikey

Michael Faustino

Renee

Vernée Watson Johnson

Marie Privett

Coleen Maloney

Gambler

Rick Zumwalt

Myron

Richard Israel

Muffy

Kari Whitman

Dealer

Lawrence Lott

Station Manager

Fran Montano

Miss Beyer

Marge Redmond

Bunny

Michele Smith

Tom

Andy Steinfeld

TV News Anchor

Lisa Moss

Puggy

Michael McManus

Member of The Gutter Cats

Anthony Smedile

T.C.

Traci Lords

Jeff

Joel J. Edwards

Hank

Gregg Thomsen

Elderly Woman

Ann Nelson

Swensen

Kerry Burke

Mr. Whiteman

Joe Farago

Announcer

Tony Cimber

Alice

Kate Morrison

Bill

Scott Garrison

Pageant Master

Jim O'Doherty

Man

Michael Saccente

Fern

Lana Schwab

Mailman

A.J. Freeman

Griff

Harold Sylvester

Courtney

Jennifer Banko

Rick

Bojesse Christopher Graham

Molly

Kimmy Robertson

Bowler 1

Michael O'Guinne

Member of The Gutter Cats

Bobby Lycon

Susan

Geri Betzler

Lola

Kathryn Eickstaedt

Big Bad Mama

Lynn Braxton

Mark

Josh Carroll

Senior 1

Keely Christian

Sonya

Brenda Lilly

Louise

Charlotte Crossley

Officer Dan / Policeman / Sheriff

Dan Tullis Jr.

Principal Ravinko

Carol Gustafson

Bartender

Michael Francis Clarke

Lewis

Marc Bentley

Joey

Michael John Burns

Garrett Glaser

Garrett Glaser

Bob

Douglas Bryant Johnson

Member of The Gutter Cats

Jonny Black

Midge

Kate Romero

Senior 2

Sandi Whitten

Member of The Gutter Cats

Josh Blake

Mr. Blum

Mik Scriba

Freddy

Brent Corman

Mrs. Whiteman

Nancy Priddy

Farmer

R. Leo Schreiber

Mom

Eve Smith

Judge 1

Lou Wills

Hollywood

Jeanne Basone

Bob Rooney

E.E. Bell

Trevor Eyster

Denise

Kristeen Bruxton

Babe

Ursula Hayden

Mildred

Cynthia Sullivan

Judge 2

Mary Gillis

Bum

Chuck E. Weiss

Clyde

Steve Bruskin

Norris / Al's Feet / Black Bert

Frank Lloyd

Chelsea

Trudy Adams

Referee

Gene LeBell

Bobby

Thomas Ian Nicholas

Ike

Tom McCleister

Carrie

Eva LaRue

Sharrie

Deborah Dillon

Croupier

Sam Clay

Seven

Shane Sweet

Gerry Cohen

Mary

Jill Pierce

Miranda

Teresa Parente

Barney / Stan

Steve Susskind

Aaron

Hill Harper

Amber

Juliet Tablak

Dot / Lola

Dot-Marie Jones

Marge / Mary-Pat / Max

Mary-Pat Green

Fawn / Bubbles Double Dee

Lisa Boyle

Buck (voice) / Buck the Man

Kevin Curran

Ernie / Customer / Criminal

Bert L. Cook

Director

Gerry Cohen

Director

Amanda Bearse

Director

Rich Correll

Director

Brian Levant