Al Bundy
Ed O'Neill
Peggy Bundy
Katey Sagal
Marcy D'Arcy / Marcy Rhoades
Amanda Bearse
Kelly Bundy
Christina Applegate
Midge
Kate Romero
Bud Bundy
David Faustino
Franklin
Timothy Eyster
Steve Rhoades
David Garrison
Santa "Horowitz"
Don Sparks
Jefferson D'Arcy / Norman Jablonsky
Ted McGinley
Herself
Brandi Brandt
Tony
John Welsh
Victor
Aeryk Egan
Jim
Noah Blake
Leo Privett
Paul Coufos
Pizza Boy
Michael Stoyanov
Ginger
Elizabeth Keifer
Reporter
Matt McKenzie
Jim Jupiter
Tom Lahm
Bill Palomino
Ben Lemon
Peamon
Ray Reinhardt
Statue
Alex Walters
Heather McCoy
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
Dr. Plierson
Joe Flaherty
Ruben
Patrick J. Dancy
Yummy
Ava Fabian
Himself
Roy Firestone
Cecil
Shabba-Doo
Yvette
Milla Jovovich
Angel
Sam Kinison
Rhonda
Robin Angers
Vince
Mike Tino
Joey / Kid / Mikey
Michael Faustino
Renee
Vernée Watson Johnson
Marie Privett
Coleen Maloney
Gambler
Rick Zumwalt
Myron
Richard Israel
Muffy
Kari Whitman
Dealer
Lawrence Lott
Station Manager
Fran Montano
Miss Beyer
Marge Redmond
Bunny
Michele Smith
Tom
Andy Steinfeld
TV News Anchor
Lisa Moss
Puggy
Michael McManus
Member of The Gutter Cats
Anthony Smedile
T.C.
Traci Lords
Jeff
Joel J. Edwards
Hank
Gregg Thomsen
Elderly Woman
Ann Nelson
Swensen
Kerry Burke
Mr. Whiteman
Joe Farago
Announcer
Tony Cimber
Alice
Kate Morrison
Bill
Scott Garrison
Pageant Master
Jim O'Doherty
Man
Michael Saccente
Fern
Lana Schwab
Mailman
A.J. Freeman
Griff
Harold Sylvester
Courtney
Jennifer Banko
Rick
Bojesse Christopher Graham
Molly
Kimmy Robertson
Bowler 1
Michael O'Guinne
Member of The Gutter Cats
Bobby Lycon
Susan
Geri Betzler
Lola
Kathryn Eickstaedt
Big Bad Mama
Lynn Braxton
Mark
Josh Carroll
Senior 1
Keely Christian
Sonya
Brenda Lilly
Louise
Charlotte Crossley
Officer Dan / Policeman / Sheriff
Dan Tullis Jr.
Principal Ravinko
Carol Gustafson
Bartender
Michael Francis Clarke
Lewis
Marc Bentley
Joey
Michael John Burns
Garrett Glaser
Garrett Glaser
Bob
Douglas Bryant Johnson
Member of The Gutter Cats
Jonny Black
Midge
Kate Romero
Senior 2
Sandi Whitten
Member of The Gutter Cats
Josh Blake
Mr. Blum
Mik Scriba
Freddy
Brent Corman
Mrs. Whiteman
Nancy Priddy
Farmer
R. Leo Schreiber
Mom
Eve Smith
Judge 1
Lou Wills
Hollywood
Jeanne Basone
Bob Rooney
E.E. Bell
Trevor Eyster
Denise
Kristeen Bruxton
Babe
Ursula Hayden
Mildred
Cynthia Sullivan
Judge 2
Mary Gillis
Bum
Chuck E. Weiss
Clyde
Steve Bruskin
Norris / Al's Feet / Black Bert
Frank Lloyd
Chelsea
Trudy Adams
Referee
Gene LeBell
Bobby
Thomas Ian Nicholas
Ike
Tom McCleister
Carrie
Eva LaRue
Sharrie
Deborah Dillon
Croupier
Sam Clay
Seven
Shane Sweet
Gerry Cohen
Mary
Jill Pierce
Miranda
Teresa Parente
Barney / Stan
Steve Susskind
Aaron
Hill Harper
Amber
Juliet Tablak
Dot / Lola
Dot-Marie Jones
Marge / Mary-Pat / Max
Mary-Pat Green
Fawn / Bubbles Double Dee
Lisa Boyle
Buck (voice) / Buck the Man
Kevin Curran
Ernie / Customer / Criminal
Bert L. Cook