Al Bundy

Ed O'Neill

Peggy Bundy

Katey Sagal

Kelly Bundy

Christina Applegate

Marcy D'Arcy / Marcy Rhoades

Amanda Bearse

Bud Bundy

David Faustino

Jefferson D'Arcy / Norman Jablonsky

Ted McGinley

Guest Star

The Village People

Libby

Michelle Nicholas

Walter Traugott

Robert Mandan

Alexis

Jane Abbott

Manager

Dave Madden

Weasel

Tom LaGrua

Mary

Larry Hankin

Chad Dowling

Curnal Aulisio

Crystal Brooks

Julie Condra Douglas

Vlade Divac

Vlade Divac

Buck

Cheech Marin

Ray Ray

Matt Borlenghi

Dexter

Chi McBride

Moderator

Beau Billingslea

Neuter

Sean O'Bryan

Himself

Jerry Springer

Travis James

Todd Christensen

Himself

Joe Namath

Aaron

Hill Harper

Ironhead Haynes

Waylon Jennings

Dr. Angela

Marilyn Kagan

Doctor

Ron Perkins

TV Anchorwoman

Tiiu Leek

Himself

Ernie Banks

Surveyor

Danny Bonaduce

Checker 1

Jan Hoag

Steve Rhoades

David Garrison

Mary-Pat / Marge / Max

Mary-Pat Green

Billy Ray Wetnap

John Bloom

Dabbs

Tom Silardi

Omar

Avner Garbi

Sonja

Vaitiare Hirshon

Himself

Clyde Drexler

Mary Ellen Litchfield

Debra Engle

Ethel

Patrika Darbo

TV Announcer

Ron Pitts

Bill Ellis

Todd Susman

Kevin

Douglas Christopher

Floyd

Dom DeLuise

Naomi

Sandra Korn

Sal

Lee Arenberg

Gunther

Mark Matheisen

Xavier McDaniel

Xavier McDaniel

Sascha

Julie Benz

Old Lady

Jean Speegle Howard

Himself

Johnny Bench

Greta

Jane Lynch

Griff

Harold Sylvester

Enid

Winifred Freedman

Stab Wound

Edward Blanchard

Jake

Lou Bonacki

Jay

Mark Clayman

Alderman Johnson

Paul Eisenhauer

Naomi

Bryn Erin

Ann

Stacy Ferguson

Traney

Neal Lerner

Jackie

Kimberly Paige

Lisa Pruner

Stefanie Ridel

Jeannie

Mindy Seeger

Mother

Jeanine Jackson

Property Inspector

Gary Coleman

Bebe / Happy / Louie

J.J. Johnston

Angie

Rose Jackson

Bob Rooney

E.E. Bell

Betty

Paddi Edwards

Heidi

Melissa Behr

Man

Biff Yeager

Kid 1

Joshua Boyd

Pete

John Mariano

Sloan

Michael Lowry

Bum

Alex Zonn

Fanatic

Richard Assad

Father

Lenny Wolpe

Mike

Alex Nevil

Officer Dan / Policeman / Sonny

Dan Tullis Jr.

Pete

Pete Steinfeld

Lee

Terence Winter

Monique

Shannon K. Dunn

Girl

Joni Allen

Maria

Marcia Del Mar

Team Official

Roy Fegan

Ray Ray's Girlfriend

Skye Bassett

Patrick

Michael Anthony Vaccaro

Dad

Don Maxwell

Waitress

Jillian Johns

Businessman

Michael Hagiwara

Leona

Helen Siff

Woman at Shoe Store

Tara Karsian

Mac

Charles Bouvier

Tony

Michael Cannizzo

Jim

Trip Hamilton

Man Behind Al

Gerald Emerick

Belle

Billi Gordon

Paulina

Debra Christofferson