Al Bundy

Ed O'Neill

Peggy Bundy

Katey Sagal

Kelly Bundy

Christina Applegate

Bud Bundy

David Faustino

Jefferson D'Arcy / Norman Jablonsky

Ted McGinley

Marcy D'Arcy / Marcy Rhoades

Amanda Bearse

Guest Star

Tawny Kitaen

Billy Ray

Joe Bob Briggs

Hacksaw Reynolds

John S. Reynolds

Elmo

Peter Spellos

Miss Hardaway

Beverly Archer

Fryer Tuck

Dion Anderson

Himself

Joe Morgan

Ronald N. Michaels

George Wyner

Eartha

Annie O'Donnell

Steve Rhoades

David Garrison

Director

Cleto Augusto

Louise

Alix Elias

Griff

Harold Sylvester

Robby Bennett

Noah Segan

Dot

Dot Jones

Bank Customer

Gene Steichen

Amber

Juliet Tablak

Dave

Marty Rackham

Announcer

Joe Cipriano

Himself

Gilbert Gottfried

Host

George Plimpton

Himself

Wolfman Jack

TV Announcer

John O'Connell

Esther

Monica Creel

Oliver Cole

Eric Dane

Mel Pease

Leonard Kelly Young

Mr. Bennett

Harry S. Murphy

Barbiephile

Allan Trautman

Bank President

Greg Callahan

Julie

Mary Garripoli

Sven

John Robert LaFleur

Abdula

Vick Sabitjian

Actor

Dennis Thun

Mark

Leland Orser

Lucille

Gretchen Palmer

Colleen

Shae Marks

Himself

Mike Piazza

Himself

Bubba Smith

Joy

Hannah Eckstein

Joey / Kid #1 / Nestor

Michael Faustino

Gretchen

Lisa Stahl

Stitch

William Gallo

Iqbal

Iqbal Theba

Patty Pease

Lisa Kaseman

Woman

Lynn Ann Leveridge

Breezy

Kirsten Holmquist

Leslie Baum

Charlie Dell

Chance

David Drummond

Stage Manager

Michael Francis Clarke

Auctioneer

Kenneth Danziger

Beth

Katherine Olsen

Himself

Danny Tartabull

Ahmed

Isa Totah

Mark Campbell

Andrew Kavovit

Shoemaker

Richard Stahl

Babs

Rusty Schwimmer

Judy

Rhonda Aldrich

Bob Rooney

E.E. Bell

Himself

Ken Stabler

Sandy

Elaine Hendrix

Bingo Caller

Pat Crawford Brown

Ike

Tom McCleister

Clerk

Bodhi Pine Elfman

Principal Alburton

Damien Leake

Car Wash Employee 1

Ian Gomez

Himself

Lawrence Taylor

Milt

Michael Rothhaar

Officer Dan / Policeman / Sonny

Dan Tullis Jr.

Nikolai Pushkin

Timothy Elwell

Cameraman 1

Don Brunner

Diane

Judy Carmen

Butcher

Joe Costanza

Lou

Steve Hack

Himself

Larry Storch

Reporter 1

Leilani Jones Wilmore

Himself

Dave Winfield

Woman 1

Barbara Sammeth

Cherise

Heather Paige Kent

Mr. Blithers

Oliver Muirhead

Dr. Kessler

J.D. Cullum

Car Wash Employee 2

Rick Batalla

Sen. Furman

J. Patrick McCormack

Reporter 2

Keith Sellon-Wright

Woman 2

Jodi Taffel

Ben Pease

Bruce Fine

Peter

Michael Caldwell

Marv

Mike Finneran

April Adams

Keri Russell

Heidi

Nicole Nagel

Alderman Kuczxynski

Mark Voland

Donald

Matt Zusser

Himself

Bret Saberhagen

Mullen

Clint Howard

"Psycho Dad"

Andrew Prine